Ha, reminds me of the scene in an older episode of the Simpsons where they're praying at the dinner table and Bart says something like "God, we bought all of this stuff ourselves so thanks for nothing"

The Princess and the Frog but the princess is a toad who kisses a frog and he turns into a toad so now they're both toads. They sit on a leaf, lick each other's eyeballs and eat flies for the rest of their days. Happy end.

In the beginning the universe was a rich man I don't know if I can help in any way.
This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as I have a meeting at the church at the end of the day.
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That, uh, kinda makes sense? The rich man is God and the church is... Eh, okay it doesn't really make sense. But I saw The Devil All the Time yesterday so I sure as hell won't be meeting anyone at any church in the near future.
(The movie has a creepy priest in it, good movie btw, would recommend but probably not to the faint of heart)

Or bring them to church, the same applies there.
(Oh man I'm gonna get cannibalized for this aren't I)

Don't forget Spore players lol
What am I saying, everyone forgot Spore.

The best dream I ever had was one in which I trained airbending and then flew around in the Avatar world. And yes it ended way too soon.

Do be do be do bah
Perry!

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the last one I sent you.
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The last what? Do I own weapons of mass destruction that I randomly send to people?

Looks like a headless RimWorld colonist lol

Actually, drive as if there's a cake on your backseat would be kinda useful advice?

Better include an allergy warning otherwise someone's gonna eat them and sue you. Not to mention the choking hazard from the seeds!

They need to store the last however many days of footage, of course it's not gonna be full hd, they'd need a fuckton more storage

What!? Nobody calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez a hoe!

I don't wanna sound like a dirty hippie but unless you sweat a lot throughout the day (because of exercise or if it's hot outside), you can shower once every two days and it's actually healthier for your skin. Stripping it of its natural oils every day isn't healthy either, it dries up your skin and then you have to make up for it with moisturizers and stuff. Especially now in lockdown, if you've spent the whole day in pyjamas working from home and haven't gone out or worked out, it's not necessary to shower every day. If you really insist on showering every day, you can just skip the soap every other day. Also topping off your hot shower with a few seconds of cold water rules and is good for your immune system ^^

Can't wait until they both meet the Scorpion King

It's even funnier if you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. Guy's accomplished as hell, if he's feeling like things don't make sense, what are the rest of us supposed to do?

Oh shit, I could never find the words to describe how I feel until now. I'm not lazy, I just get so mad at myself and demotivated when things don't turn out perfectly. But I will spend hours upon hours sewing or writing or whatever when the right idea gets a hold of me.