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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
It's absolutely wild how you can attach another limb to a tree and it's just gonna be like "aight okay guess we're growing peaches now". I mean I guess you could do the same to a human provided the organ is fresh enough. But I played Mass Effect so I know where that's going.
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In the name of the father, son, and Heyyy Macarena 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Ha, reminds me of the scene in an older episode of the Simpsons where they're praying at the dinner table and Bart says something like "God, we bought all of this stuff ourselves so thanks for nothing"
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Writing down your dreams. What a weirdo 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
The Princess and the Frog but the princess is a toad who kisses a frog and he turns into a toad so now they're both toads. They sit on a leaf, lick each other's eyeballs and eat flies for the rest of their days. Happy end.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was a rich man I don't know if I can help in any way.
This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as I have a meeting at the church at the end of the day.
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That, uh, kinda makes sense? The rich man is God and the church is... Eh, okay it doesn't really make sense. But I saw The Devil All the Time yesterday so I sure as hell won't be meeting anyone at any church in the near future.
(The movie has a creepy priest in it, good movie btw, would recommend but probably not to the faint of heart)
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This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as I have a meeting at the church at the end of the day.
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That, uh, kinda makes sense? The rich man is God and the church is... Eh, okay it doesn't really make sense. But I saw The Devil All the Time yesterday so I sure as hell won't be meeting anyone at any church in the near future.
(The movie has a creepy priest in it, good movie btw, would recommend but probably not to the faint of heart)
Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Or bring them to church, the same applies there.
(Oh man I'm gonna get cannibalized for this aren't I)
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(Oh man I'm gonna get cannibalized for this aren't I)
Terraforming 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Don't forget Spore players lol
What am I saying, everyone forgot Spore.
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What am I saying, everyone forgot Spore.
Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
The best dream I ever had was one in which I trained airbending and then flew around in the Avatar world. And yes it ended way too soon.
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Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew For a few months i had this weird recurring dream where I "woke up" from a dream and walked around in "real life" but couldn't open my eyes. It was the weirdest thing ever. Luckily I don't get them anymore.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Kinky. Until the point where it says I send you to people. Am I a human trafficker? Oh no.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the last one I sent you.
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The last what? Do I own weapons of mass destruction that I randomly send to people?
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The last what? Do I own weapons of mass destruction that I randomly send to people?
I think my cream is trying to seduce me 5 comments
There you have it 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Actually, drive as if there's a cake on your backseat would be kinda useful advice?
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Grapes. 11 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Better include an allergy warning otherwise someone's gonna eat them and sue you. Not to mention the choking hazard from the seeds!
Very true 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
They need to store the last however many days of footage, of course it's not gonna be full hd, they'd need a fuckton more storage
According to my research- 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Ha ha, good Meatloaf reference. I'm a youngling and I haven't witnesses his career per se but I know him from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
And yeah, that's totally understandable, it takes some getting used to. I like it because (apart from the health benefits of course) you're not cold when you exit the shower, you actually feel warm because the air is warmer than the water on your skin, but I fully understand not wanting to do it. I don't do it when I wash my hair either, because long hair soaked with ice cold water is just the worst thing.
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And yeah, that's totally understandable, it takes some getting used to. I like it because (apart from the health benefits of course) you're not cold when you exit the shower, you actually feel warm because the air is warmer than the water on your skin, but I fully understand not wanting to do it. I don't do it when I wash my hair either, because long hair soaked with ice cold water is just the worst thing.
Unwritten low awsome Partridge 2 comments
According to my research- 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I don't wanna sound like a dirty hippie but unless you sweat a lot throughout the day (because of exercise or if it's hot outside), you can shower once every two days and it's actually healthier for your skin. Stripping it of its natural oils every day isn't healthy either, it dries up your skin and then you have to make up for it with moisturizers and stuff. Especially now in lockdown, if you've spent the whole day in pyjamas working from home and haven't gone out or worked out, it's not necessary to shower every day. If you really insist on showering every day, you can just skip the soap every other day. Also topping off your hot shower with a few seconds of cold water rules and is good for your immune system ^^
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Very motivational, reminds me of the Adventure Time quote by Jake: "Sucking at something is the first step towards being good at something."
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I can live with that as long as there's justice (and I do mean actual justice, not the self-righteous jerk off witch hunts that were the sad, failed impeachments. In fact throw Clinton in jail as well while you're at it, and Bush and Obama and a ton of other politicians for being war criminals).
A country falling apart because a criminal was convicted of a crime is extremely petty but in the end probably for the best. And that's all I'm gonna say to that, I'm not starting another debate that'll turn into a dogfight.
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A country falling apart because a criminal was convicted of a crime is extremely petty but in the end probably for the best. And that's all I'm gonna say to that, I'm not starting another debate that'll turn into a dogfight.
Or Youtube 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Omg exactly. It's even better if you don't have anything to do afterwards and can take a nap.
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The pig 11 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
For some reason I read it in the tone of "let's get ready to rumbleeeee" and imagined the music that comes after it. Trump should do that for the 2024 campaign. If he's not in jail by then lol.
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Null wholesale Quetzal 1 comments
That's a lot of pressure to put on your coffee 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
It's even funnier if you know who Lin-Manuel Miranda is. Guy's accomplished as hell, if he's feeling like things don't make sense, what are the rest of us supposed to do?
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Buck up, Suzy 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Thank you, I try my best but it sometimes ends up sabotaging my efforts.
I find there's something magical about creating things, whether it's sewing, woodworking, knitting, or even cooking etc. In today's society it feels like a lost art because everyone wants to have a cushy office job nowadays, but making a product out of materials, even if it's just a basic T-shirt, feels wonderful to me, even if most of my "creations" are just thrift flips.
That said your earlier comment about it sometimes being used by lazy people as an excuse is definitely true, I know many people like that.
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I find there's something magical about creating things, whether it's sewing, woodworking, knitting, or even cooking etc. In today's society it feels like a lost art because everyone wants to have a cushy office job nowadays, but making a product out of materials, even if it's just a basic T-shirt, feels wonderful to me, even if most of my "creations" are just thrift flips.
That said your earlier comment about it sometimes being used by lazy people as an excuse is definitely true, I know many people like that.