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Woa what a catch 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The mushroom part reminds me of the Hannibal series, y'know, THAT part.
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Twisted nasty classless Stingray 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It really does look like a computer render. I think @ratfink11 is right about the soul part lol.
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Plitvice lake, croatia 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I've been there a few years ago, beautiful place!
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 81 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Mary had a little bit of a grift than I thought it would be
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Ha, wow even my predictive text is calling Christianity a scam
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Loves attacking the Christmas tree, hates plastic bags 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Inside you, there are two wolves. One really wants to destroy the Christmas tree. The other is scared of plastic bags.
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Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Maybe dry shampoo?
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Long exposure photo that I took of myself rock climbing with LEDs tied to my body 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The rock seems mad at you for climbing it
Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well, if one is liquid and one is solid, then solid shampoo is shampoo and gel shampoo is shampiss
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You're going in the soup 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh man, I have fond memories of that show. Sucks that it ended so soon but also the ending was pretty fulfilling and well made so I guess I can't be too mad about it.
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Adamant frantic hedonistic Ape 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You're misrepresenting the situation. Hasbro changed the brand name from "Mr. Potato Head" to "Potato Head" but the toys Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head will still be called the same. It's a very minor change in name, a calculated pragmatic move made by Hasbro in an effort to appeal to the "wokes" without actually changing anything about their unethical production practices, soulless corporate bullshit speak to try to attract more customers and get more money. It wasn't at all spurred by "snowflake outrage" or whatever, I've seen exactly zero leftists or liberals being outraged about this. In fact the only people I've seen being outraged about this are right wing reactionaries who falsely claim that "SJeWs" are outraged and it's the beginning of the downfall of Western society and Orwell's nightmare and similar crazy shit.
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Not sure 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yeah that's the part I don't get, I don't understand brand loyalty. Most modern fashion brands use unethical labor and the quality is trash, they don't care about you, they just want your money, so why be loyal? It's like being loyal in a relationship with an abusive criminal, I don't get it, just fucking leave him/her.
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Just New York things 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'll call the health and hygiene department on her ass lol.
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Mile high breakup club 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's a hell of a dick move to do it on a plane. At least wait until you're home/at the hotel, jackass.
Even if you're so emotionally detached that you don't care about her reaction specifically (which, again, kinda makes you a dick), she could have a total breakdown or cause a scene and disturb/worry other passengers. Don't involve the public in your love life, period. (Unless you're in an abusive situation and you need the public's help to escape)
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Just New York things 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Having lived in an apartment owned by a grade-A asshole landlord who refused to fix moldy walls which were causing us health problems but still withholds our deposit because the bathtub was a little dirty, which wasn't even because of anything we did but because of rusty piping in the building which she also refuses to fix, I wouldn't even be surprised if this was real.
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Not sure 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not to be judgmental but like who would even buy a $3000 shirt with holes in it??? They're not even nice, DIY distressed kind of holes, it's just ugly as hell.
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Zero Context #3 - Squish. That. Cat 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The context is the Helpful Vancouver Vet YT channel. It's this awesome guy giving tips on how to care for animals, mainly cats. The squish part is from the video on how to handle/carry cats.
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Tis a big ol' place 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Always has been
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Cruella is just misunderstood 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Wow, I knew Disney were all for pandering to China but I guess they're really going for it if they're gonna portray animal cruelty as sympathetic lol
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Saw some dolphins in the North island of NZ. Was very luckily to capture this photo of 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love how one is perfectly graceful and the other is a derp. Wonderful picture.
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Cruella is just misunderstood 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm reading the post and I'm like, uh did I miss anything? I didn't see anyone trying to make her sympathetic. Like sure she's stylish but if her style comes at the price of murdering animals, she's nothing but despicable.
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Racial healthiest calm Sparrow 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You could probably achieve the same (if not better) effect by buying some thrifted shorts and acid washing them (aka, spraying or dunking them in bleach – there are several techniques for different patterns so you could get creative with it instead of buying this premade shite)
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[Insert wizard swear] 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Potter Puppet Pals! Those were my childhood too. I never understood why they made Neville look like a condom but it was funny nonetheless.
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Pressed despairing emissary Newt 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Heck yeah, realistic mannequins, love that!
Moonwalking shopping 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I misread the title and thought it said "shoplifting". Which, honestly, now I'm curious if people would try that to trick/distract the employees.
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Scam alert! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Don't we all
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