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Extreme Chompin' T-Rex 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I lost it at the googly eyes
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Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hahaha, I mean yeah, there are people like Ben Shapiro who are disgusted by the mere idea of a wet vagina, it's hard to imagine he'd ever go down on his wife (who is a doctor)
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Dont I just 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well go Tyrannosaurus Wreck some shit, you'll feel better
Octopie are not pets 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
'Octopuses can sometimes suffer from autophagy, or self-cannibalism. That is what is described as "eating its own arms." This is caused by stress.' (source: tonmo . com)
'They're semelparous, which means they reproduce just once before they die. With female octopuses, once she's laid her eggs, that's it. In fact, the mother even stops feeding - she'll stay and watch over her eggs until they hatch, slowly starving to death. In captivity, towards the end, sometimes she'll tear off her own skin, and eat the tips of her own tentacles.' (source: sciencealert . com)
So uh, yeah, apparently they can.
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Woa what a catch 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh, absolutely. Mads Mikkelsen is one of the coolest people alive. I'd love a sequel movie with the cast of the show.
I'll be honest, I had to look up who Claire Danes was, I don't remember her in any movie/show I've watched but she's got a bunch of awards so it looks like she's good. What movie/show with her would you recommend?
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Took a photo of this passage of trees in a foggy day and edited it a bit to make it 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The only thing that's missing now is Pyramid head.
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Home 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Dude me too, I was 100% expecting a twist where OP murders their guests or something. The internet has ruined us, we don't trust wholesome stuff anymore.
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Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Fellas is it gay to care about your partner's pleasure and not just your own?
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It’s my birthday today muchachos, and I have dyed my hair. 35 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Happy B-day, I love that color!
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On Like Donkey Kong 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well, that is the official name. The PRC can suck it, the 92 "consensus" was a sham.
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On Like Donkey Kong 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not to be a party pooper but this is most likely bullshit, unfortunately. His wikipedia page doesn't mention anything about his involvement in politics and says that he's a plastic surgeon who moved with his parents to the US when he was two. Also, the Republic of China is a representative democracy with a multi-party system (although to be fair the leadership usually cycles between the KMT and the DPP), I don't really know how one could be "in line" for the presidency like that.
That said, he's a plastic surgeon, can you imagine getting your face done by him? And just before you pass out from anesthetics he goes "Speedrun!"
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...And don't call me Shirley! 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love his almost perfect Hide the Pain Harold expression in the second panel
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Woa what a catch 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The mushroom part reminds me of the Hannibal series, y'know, THAT part.
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Twisted nasty classless Stingray 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It really does look like a computer render. I think @ratfink11 is right about the soul part lol.
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Plitvice lake, croatia 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I've been there a few years ago, beautiful place!
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 81 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Mary had a little bit of a grift than I thought it would be
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Ha, wow even my predictive text is calling Christianity a scam
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Loves attacking the Christmas tree, hates plastic bags 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Inside you, there are two wolves. One really wants to destroy the Christmas tree. The other is scared of plastic bags.
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Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Maybe dry shampoo?
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Long exposure photo that I took of myself rock climbing with LEDs tied to my body 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The rock seems mad at you for climbing it
Statement cannot be unlearned. 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well, if one is liquid and one is solid, then solid shampoo is shampoo and gel shampoo is shampiss
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You're going in the soup 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh man, I have fond memories of that show. Sucks that it ended so soon but also the ending was pretty fulfilling and well made so I guess I can't be too mad about it.
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Adamant frantic hedonistic Ape 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You're misrepresenting the situation. Hasbro changed the brand name from "Mr. Potato Head" to "Potato Head" but the toys Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head will still be called the same. It's a very minor change in name, a calculated pragmatic move made by Hasbro in an effort to appeal to the "wokes" without actually changing anything about their unethical production practices, soulless corporate bullshit speak to try to attract more customers and get more money. It wasn't at all spurred by "snowflake outrage" or whatever, I've seen exactly zero leftists or liberals being outraged about this. In fact the only people I've seen being outraged about this are right wing reactionaries who falsely claim that "SJeWs" are outraged and it's the beginning of the downfall of Western society and Orwell's nightmare and similar crazy shit.
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Not sure 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yeah that's the part I don't get, I don't understand brand loyalty. Most modern fashion brands use unethical labor and the quality is trash, they don't care about you, they just want your money, so why be loyal? It's like being loyal in a relationship with an abusive criminal, I don't get it, just fucking leave him/her.
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Just New York things 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'll call the health and hygiene department on her ass lol.
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Mile high breakup club 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's a hell of a dick move to do it on a plane. At least wait until you're home/at the hotel, jackass.
Even if you're so emotionally detached that you don't care about her reaction specifically (which, again, kinda makes you a dick), she could have a total breakdown or cause a scene and disturb/worry other passengers. Don't involve the public in your love life, period. (Unless you're in an abusive situation and you need the public's help to escape)
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