It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
There's no sense crying over and over again,
You just keep crying 'til you run out of the house burglary,
And the other one gets done,
And you make a neat idea what you are doing
For the people who are still in the evening.
You just keep crying 'til you run out of the house burglary,
And the other one gets done,
And you make a neat idea what you are doing
For the people who are still in the evening.
Mushy neurological Guanaco 26 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Plain tortilla + a bit of cheese + chopped tomatoes, microwave it for a few seconds (enough to melt the cheese a bit but not to make the tomatoes mushy) = budget foodgasm for me. So simple yet so good. Or couscous with tomatoes, cheese and basil. Similarly simple, similarly delicious.
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Mushy neurological Guanaco 26 comments
Nail-biting confining suffering Wolf 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
He's really the worst. Once his teenage "patient" explicitly asked him not to invite her mother because the two had a bad relationship and she was contributing badly to her mental health. You know what he did? Invited her mother and then proceeded to call the girl overly sensitive when she said she wasn't comfortable with the situation.
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Gratitude Journal Week 2 - Girls 8 comments
Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
I wish I had blue eyes 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
My eyes change color depending on the weather/light conditions. It's... weird.
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Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Hahaha, I mean yeah, there are people like Ben Shapiro who are disgusted by the mere idea of a wet vagina, it's hard to imagine he'd ever go down on his wife (who is a doctor)
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Dont I just 1 comments
Octopie are not pets 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
'Octopuses can sometimes suffer from autophagy, or self-cannibalism. That is what is described as "eating its own arms." This is caused by stress.' (source: tonmo . com)
'They're semelparous, which means they reproduce just once before they die. With female octopuses, once she's laid her eggs, that's it. In fact, the mother even stops feeding - she'll stay and watch over her eggs until they hatch, slowly starving to death. In captivity, towards the end, sometimes she'll tear off her own skin, and eat the tips of her own tentacles.' (source: sciencealert . com)
So uh, yeah, apparently they can.
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'They're semelparous, which means they reproduce just once before they die. With female octopuses, once she's laid her eggs, that's it. In fact, the mother even stops feeding - she'll stay and watch over her eggs until they hatch, slowly starving to death. In captivity, towards the end, sometimes she'll tear off her own skin, and eat the tips of her own tentacles.' (source: sciencealert . com)
So uh, yeah, apparently they can.
Woa what a catch 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Oh, absolutely. Mads Mikkelsen is one of the coolest people alive. I'd love a sequel movie with the cast of the show.
I'll be honest, I had to look up who Claire Danes was, I don't remember her in any movie/show I've watched but she's got a bunch of awards so it looks like she's good. What movie/show with her would you recommend?
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I'll be honest, I had to look up who Claire Danes was, I don't remember her in any movie/show I've watched but she's got a bunch of awards so it looks like she's good. What movie/show with her would you recommend?
Home 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Dude me too, I was 100% expecting a twist where OP murders their guests or something. The internet has ruined us, we don't trust wholesome stuff anymore.
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Damn, I'm gay. 10 comments
On Like Donkey Kong 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Well, that is the official name. The PRC can suck it, the 92 "consensus" was a sham.
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On Like Donkey Kong 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Not to be a party pooper but this is most likely bullshit, unfortunately. His wikipedia page doesn't mention anything about his involvement in politics and says that he's a plastic surgeon who moved with his parents to the US when he was two. Also, the Republic of China is a representative democracy with a multi-party system (although to be fair the leadership usually cycles between the KMT and the DPP), I don't really know how one could be "in line" for the presidency like that.
That said, he's a plastic surgeon, can you imagine getting your face done by him? And just before you pass out from anesthetics he goes "Speedrun!"
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That said, he's a plastic surgeon, can you imagine getting your face done by him? And just before you pass out from anesthetics he goes "Speedrun!"
...And don't call me Shirley! 1 comments
Maybe if he had... created some kind of place where childlike wonder and imagination can come to life... or something. That would show the world he cared about kids. But all we have to remember him by are the kissing rats.