Lastly, what's wrong with educating kids about sex? If you don't, you'll have a bunch of teen parents on your hands. Kinda like all the Bible-thumping states do, hmm. I'd rather have my kid be grossed out for a couple hours than have a baby at 14 because she didn't know how her reproductive system works. And what's wrong with teaching kids that relationships don't have to last forever? Happiness should be the goal of a relationship, not length. Being in a relationship even when it's toxic or abusive because divorcing would get you shunned by the community sounds like a nightmare scenario, not something to admire.

I'll joke about whatever I goddamn want, you free speech hating authoritarian snowflake.
They're cartoon characters, using them as an example of "hetero good, gay bad" is really dumb because they're made up, written to "stay married for 70 years" or whatever. That's like arguing about which superhero is more powerful. It doesn't matter because the writers can make them as powerful as they want, cause they're not real, they're made up. If instead you used statistics from actual relationships of real life people, I'd respect that point more. But wait, those statistics don't really speak in your favor, huh.
Romeo and Juliet lasted long? Lol. And Tristan and Isolde were together because they drank a love potion, so sort of against their will. Maybe read some of the stories before using them as examples first?

Unfortunately they actually divorced... the reason Mickey gave was... what was it, that Minnie was extremely silly? No, he said she was fucking Goofy.

Yeah, showing rats making out is weird, uncle Walt really should've thought of the children back in the 1930s.
Maybe if he had... created some kind of place where childlike wonder and imagination can come to life... or something. That would show the world he cared about kids. But all we have to remember him by are the kissing rats.

Plain tortilla + a bit of cheese + chopped tomatoes, microwave it for a few seconds (enough to melt the cheese a bit but not to make the tomatoes mushy) = budget foodgasm for me. So simple yet so good. Or couscous with tomatoes, cheese and basil. Similarly simple, similarly delicious.

Which is a shame, he and Dave Rubin would make the best grifter power couple.

They also punch fish out of spite.

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Hahaha, I mean yeah, there are people like Ben Shapiro who are disgusted by the mere idea of a wet vagina, it's hard to imagine he'd ever go down on his wife (who is a doctor)

'Octopuses can sometimes suffer from autophagy, or self-cannibalism. That is what is described as "eating its own arms." This is caused by stress.' (source: tonmo . com)
'They're semelparous, which means they reproduce just once before they die. With female octopuses, once she's laid her eggs, that's it. In fact, the mother even stops feeding - she'll stay and watch over her eggs until they hatch, slowly starving to death. In captivity, towards the end, sometimes she'll tear off her own skin, and eat the tips of her own tentacles.' (source: sciencealert . com)
So uh, yeah, apparently they can.

Oh, absolutely. Mads Mikkelsen is one of the coolest people alive. I'd love a sequel movie with the cast of the show.
I'll be honest, I had to look up who Claire Danes was, I don't remember her in any movie/show I've watched but she's got a bunch of awards so it looks like she's good. What movie/show with her would you recommend?

Dude me too, I was 100% expecting a twist where OP murders their guests or something. The internet has ruined us, we don't trust wholesome stuff anymore.