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Apple Crab, the Delicious Decapod Destroyer of Insides 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Delicious. Don't forget to put it in water with a bit of lemon juice to keep it nice and fresh!
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Thanks, I don’t know what comes next 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I live with my bf and we have completely different palates (his is more bland lol, all white bread and creamy sauce, whereas I go crazy over spicy, strong flavours) so I almost never hear this. :[
But to be fair neither does he so I guess we're even
But to be fair neither does he so I guess we're even
whaaat? 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
That said no shade to the company, this actually seems well intentioned and not as much of a cynical move as other companies are pulling for attention, so kudos to them
whaaat? 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Step 1: make a little hearing aid thingy out of spare plastic bits
Step 2: market it as a super wholesome woke thing
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit
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Step 2: market it as a super wholesome woke thing
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit
But why tho? 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Seeing myself in the mirror vs seeing myself in pictures. Seriously, why is there such a big difference? Lighting? My inability to pose or make a normal face for a picture? I guess it's mostly the latter.
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The Media covering Johnny Depp 12 comments
Froggy Frogg Bread 3 comments
It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Imagine being so offended by other people exercising their freedom to be in a consensual relationship that you invent mental illnesses to ascribe to them. As I said earlier, you guys are just a bunch of authoritarian snowflakes.
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What do you see when you read? 20 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
My brain fills in the gaps a bit too well so sometimes when the author describes something or someone explicitly and my brain has already imagined it/them differently, I get so mindfucked and have trouble adjusting because my brain has already decided what that thing or person looks like.
Like, I read the Ranger's Apprentice as a teen (only the first three books I think, then I moved to A Song of Ice and Fire) and for some reason I imagined the main char's pony as silvery white/grey. Then my friend who also read it was like "he's brown duh, he has to have good camouflage in the forest" and I facepalmed because my brain had already decided he was light colored and I couldn't un-imagine it even though it made more sense for him to be brown.
Edit: I looked it up on the wiki and the pony (his name's Tug btw) IS gray! My brain was right all along! Ha!
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Like, I read the Ranger's Apprentice as a teen (only the first three books I think, then I moved to A Song of Ice and Fire) and for some reason I imagined the main char's pony as silvery white/grey. Then my friend who also read it was like "he's brown duh, he has to have good camouflage in the forest" and I facepalmed because my brain had already decided he was light colored and I couldn't un-imagine it even though it made more sense for him to be brown.
Edit: I looked it up on the wiki and the pony (his name's Tug btw) IS gray! My brain was right all along! Ha!
What do you see when you read? 20 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Sethe? Are you reading Beloved? I read it a few years ago, one of the best books I've ever read. Hauntingly beautiful and gripping.
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It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Wanting people to be educated and happy is disgusting? Huh. You should get out of that cult you're in, the brainwashing is really showing here.
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New puppy. Everyone meet Lola 5 comments
It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Lastly, what's wrong with educating kids about sex? If you don't, you'll have a bunch of teen parents on your hands. Kinda like all the Bible-thumping states do, hmm. I'd rather have my kid be grossed out for a couple hours than have a baby at 14 because she didn't know how her reproductive system works. And what's wrong with teaching kids that relationships don't have to last forever? Happiness should be the goal of a relationship, not length. Being in a relationship even when it's toxic or abusive because divorcing would get you shunned by the community sounds like a nightmare scenario, not something to admire.
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It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I'll joke about whatever I goddamn want, you free speech hating authoritarian snowflake.
They're cartoon characters, using them as an example of "hetero good, gay bad" is really dumb because they're made up, written to "stay married for 70 years" or whatever. That's like arguing about which superhero is more powerful. It doesn't matter because the writers can make them as powerful as they want, cause they're not real, they're made up. If instead you used statistics from actual relationships of real life people, I'd respect that point more. But wait, those statistics don't really speak in your favor, huh.
Romeo and Juliet lasted long? Lol. And Tristan and Isolde were together because they drank a love potion, so sort of against their will. Maybe read some of the stories before using them as examples first?
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They're cartoon characters, using them as an example of "hetero good, gay bad" is really dumb because they're made up, written to "stay married for 70 years" or whatever. That's like arguing about which superhero is more powerful. It doesn't matter because the writers can make them as powerful as they want, cause they're not real, they're made up. If instead you used statistics from actual relationships of real life people, I'd respect that point more. But wait, those statistics don't really speak in your favor, huh.
Romeo and Juliet lasted long? Lol. And Tristan and Isolde were together because they drank a love potion, so sort of against their will. Maybe read some of the stories before using them as examples first?
It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Unfortunately they actually divorced... the reason Mickey gave was... what was it, that Minnie was extremely silly? No, he said she was fucking Goofy.
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It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Yeah, showing rats making out is weird, uncle Walt really should've thought of the children back in the 1930s.
Maybe if he had... created some kind of place where childlike wonder and imagination can come to life... or something. That would show the world he cared about kids. But all we have to remember him by are the kissing rats.
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Maybe if he had... created some kind of place where childlike wonder and imagination can come to life... or something. That would show the world he cared about kids. But all we have to remember him by are the kissing rats.
It's rats bro... The rats are making out 23 comments
The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
There's no sense crying over and over again,
You just keep crying 'til you run out of the house burglary,
And the other one gets done,
And you make a neat idea what you are doing
For the people who are still in the evening.
You just keep crying 'til you run out of the house burglary,
And the other one gets done,
And you make a neat idea what you are doing
For the people who are still in the evening.
Mushy neurological Guanaco 26 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Plain tortilla + a bit of cheese + chopped tomatoes, microwave it for a few seconds (enough to melt the cheese a bit but not to make the tomatoes mushy) = budget foodgasm for me. So simple yet so good. Or couscous with tomatoes, cheese and basil. Similarly simple, similarly delicious.
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It's cool that a bunch of different species of bugs around the world just evolved into having a glowing butt independently.