I'd say second guy is trolling but I've seen enough idiots in my lifetime not to be committed to that statement...

He's still screaming, should've taped his mouth as well

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow a good day for you guys I guess I can get it for you if you want vietnamese food.
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I guess I could go for some Bun Bo Nam Bo right now

I usually just make huge pots of food on the weekends nd eat that during the week lol

Bold of you to assume a) the monarchy won't be dismantled, b) the US won't split. I wonder which will happen first... any bets?

I'm out of the loop, are you talking about the artistic movement/genre, the short story by P. G. Wodehouse, or something else entirely?

There really should be periodic re-examinations for a driver's licence after a certain age. Old people can be dangerous af on the road.

Finally the left is getting radical lol

God is good boy I guess
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Hmm... what is 'god' backwards? That makes perfect sense, mind blown

'The whole point of these biases is that they're implicit and unconscious, so I obviously can't tell you who I'm biased against.' - there, a way how to shut down that stupid "question".

Hello, The Gays! It is me, Corporation! Since it is The Gay Month, I would like to remind you that I, too, support you having human rights (for the last few years anyway since it became profitable to do so)! After all, our corporation cares deeply about human rights! *shuffles to hide sweatshops* Look there, we even changed our profile picture on our social media! Buy our products! We made them gay just for you! Do it now because we'll forget you exist when this month ends. Donate to charities that support queer people who were rejected by their communities or families for being queer? Nah, we'd rather get an intern to post about our "support" for the Gays on Twatter. So shut up and give us your money!

I guess adrenochrome has different effects on different people.
(Chill out I'm just joking, I'm not one of those crazies.)

I guess there are a bunch of different species, too? In my country we have lightning bugs/fireflies but they're way tinier, like you can't really see them unless they light up. They're definitely not these massive chonky bugs.
It's cool that a bunch of different species of bugs around the world just evolved into having a glowing butt independently.

Delicious. Don't forget to put it in water with a bit of lemon juice to keep it nice and fresh!

I live with my bf and we have completely different palates (his is more bland lol, all white bread and creamy sauce, whereas I go crazy over spicy, strong flavours) so I almost never hear this. :[
But to be fair neither does he so I guess we're even

Step 1: make a little hearing aid thingy out of spare plastic bits
Step 2: market it as a super wholesome woke thing
Step 3: ????
Step 4: profit

Oof ouch owie

Seeing myself in the mirror vs seeing myself in pictures. Seriously, why is there such a big difference? Lighting? My inability to pose or make a normal face for a picture? I guess it's mostly the latter.