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Quickly, we must perform a quirkafleeg! 3 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
HE REQUIRES HUMAN SACRIFICE
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Nice aviators, though 13 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Then why don't you watch the video to find out instead of dismissing the post based purely on your speculation? Afraid you'll find out that it proves the post right?
Because it does. The cop basically rests on Crowder's back/trapeze the entire time, not even with his full weight, you can see his weight is shifted more to his heels than the knee (and not even wearing any gear which can easily add 20lbs as @medros already mentioned). So yeah in conclusion Stephen Chowder is, as always, completely full of shit.
/watch?v=uh5joodocmc
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Edit: I also found this video of a doctor analyzing and explaining Floyd's autopsy results. It seems pretty well done and informative if you want to learn more about the case
/watch?v=0oqEp63duIc
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Edit #2: also to add some of my own anecdotal evidence, I'm a MMA practitioner and so I know that if someone a bit heavier than you as much as lays or sits down on your chest for more than 30 seconds, that in itself is enough to make it VERY hard for you to breathe
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Because it does. The cop basically rests on Crowder's back/trapeze the entire time, not even with his full weight, you can see his weight is shifted more to his heels than the knee (and not even wearing any gear which can easily add 20lbs as @medros already mentioned). So yeah in conclusion Stephen Chowder is, as always, completely full of shit.
/watch?v=uh5joodocmc
.
Edit: I also found this video of a doctor analyzing and explaining Floyd's autopsy results. It seems pretty well done and informative if you want to learn more about the case
/watch?v=0oqEp63duIc
.
Edit #2: also to add some of my own anecdotal evidence, I'm a MMA practitioner and so I know that if someone a bit heavier than you as much as lays or sits down on your chest for more than 30 seconds, that in itself is enough to make it VERY hard for you to breathe
She loves the THICCness 2 comments
Words 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I agree and I hold myself to these standards every day. The problem is, there's a lot of assholes who will exploit other people's kindness. Like the greedy restaurant owner expecting you to tip his waiters because he's not paying them a living wage. Or the reckless idiot expecting others to let him into their lane and not paying attention to the road, resulting in an accident in which innocent people get hurt.
Be kind but also stay on your guard so that arseholes can't exploit you.
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Be kind but also stay on your guard so that arseholes can't exploit you.
Diamonds aren't forever if you're a millennial 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Idk if I'll ever get married but if I do, my dream ring is a slightly slimmer reproduction of the One Ring made out of some durable material like tungsten.
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Look how they massacred EVERYTHING 7 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
As a minimalist, I don't mind the logos getting simpler. The cartoon ones (Thomas and magical bus lady) look pretty bad though, I'll give ya that.
Look how they massacred EVERYTHING 7 comments
Peak performance body hair 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Ah yes, the virgin Bezos vs the chad Marx. A pretty apt comparison considering the fact that if Marx was alive today, he'd be going after Bezos's predatory business practices.
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Abandoned Churches 26 comments
Abandoned Churches 26 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
No groups bigger than 12? Would Jesus be offended that you have more friends than him or something?
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60 years ago today. Happy Yuri Gagarin Day! 2 comments
Plankton back at it 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
*Zooms in to their brains to reveal plankton inside, controlling them with two levers*
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And you will never be able to delete it 1 comments
Padfoot and Prongs got themselves in a bit of a mess 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I rather get the vibe that the dog is giving the deer the Samuel L. Jackson stare. Like "Don't try anything, Greg. Seriously, don't."
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Hercules attempting to give his cat a pill 5 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Wonderful guillotine technique in the last one. Not sure it'd work on a lion though, I feel like you'd get severely scratched. Idk though I've never fought a lion so I just hope Herc knows what he's doing.
Sorry it's not a 2012 meme 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
I'm the perfect height for the belt loops on my pants perfectly aligning with doorknobs so I get stuck all the time.
Edit: also that rickroll tho
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Edit: also that rickroll tho
Seems like it would be 4 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Remember kids: your age/2 + 7 = minimum, (your age - 7) x 2 = maximum.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Ah shucks, I could've even given you mine since I'm edgy and prefer my hair natural. You should take it up with your local The Left(tm) "leader", they must've just forgotten about you because we're all useless members of society. Which we're also single handedly capable of controlling and destroying. Huh.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua
· 3 years ago
Which leaders lol, the leaders of left leaning parties of each individual country or the adrenochrome drinking globalist lizard people? Don't worry, as a leftist, I have those on speed dial. We all do, right between the social media account ban bot and Lucifer himself. It comes free with the hive mind. We also get a gift card to a hair salon to dye our hair a crazy color.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
Well I’m never gonna smile again 91 comments