I went to a selective middle/high school which basically means the class was all nerds, so I missed out on the whole high school drama and Stacies and Chads and all that stuff. Which was a whole different experience on its own but in a way I was lucky because I definitely would've been the target of some Stacy's drama game haha.

Damn, princess Peach got some skeletons in her closet

That's so gosh darn cute

That's, wow, that's actually bloody clever

Oof. I haven't seen such a self burn since the Arab spring.

Ah yes. Soulless marketing fighting soulless marketing. All the consoomers must be so happy right now.

Meanwhile an actual Renaissance picture of a cat would probably have the cat looking like an alien

Pure dedication to the skeleton war

Ghosts are just hardcore trans-abled people

Hahaha, meanwhile Peppa's lil sibling is totally unfazed. He/she/they (idk I've never seen the show) ain't bitch made.

What if they're using toys? Fellas is seeing a d*ldo on screen gay since it looks like a d*ck?

Yo but the McDonald's ice cream machine story is a real rollercoaster. Watch this video if you'd like to learn more /watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4 it's like a full blown conspiracy.

Oh man. thats gonna break when you apply the slightest bit of pressure

And later on cop simps will be like "b-but they smoked honey! They deserved it!"

Reddit moderators are flies confirmed.
Would explain why they're always so drawn to shit.

I love that people are calling this fake woke BS out now, especially from megacorps that have a lot of skeletons in their closets. Something something symbolic victories something something Malcolm X, eh? People are finally realizing the companies are full of shit. Better late than never.

Ngl i don't even smoke, I actually hate that shit, but the necklace is kinda almost cool? Like, so camp that it loops around and becomes iconic.