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I don't care if it's a dog or cat as long as it squish 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
"Just pick him up and squish him tight to your body"
Gravity falls was a blast 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I feel like Gravity Falls has overtaken Supernatural in the "has a gif/reaction pic for everything" category lol
Pretty impressive for such a short series. I really hope they make more seasons in the future.
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"An unfunny and overrated lor for blockbuster animation" 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I mean, considering the fact that Shrek was basically made juat as a big "fuck you" to Disney from its former chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg aka petty asshole, it held up pretty well through the years.
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Get yer Shnizznaw togizznaw 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
But remember, the gays collectively stole the rainbow from God, lol.
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Inacceptable 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
W-why? ... What's the trend?
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How we used to think of the future 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I wonder if we'll ever need to ban AI like they did in Mass Effect to achieve a better future
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It's not jut a spectrum, it's one of those horseshoes that everyone's talking about 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I went to a selective middle/high school which basically means the class was all nerds, so I missed out on the whole high school drama and Stacies and Chads and all that stuff. Which was a whole different experience on its own but in a way I was lucky because I definitely would've been the target of some Stacy's drama game haha.
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Pettytion for pettycoats 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Damn, princess Peach got some skeletons in her closet
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Architecture for insects 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's so gosh darn cute
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Love this idea 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ok this thread is now becoming the plot of Only Lovers Left Alive haha
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Love this idea 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's, wow, that's actually bloody clever
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You played yourself 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oof. I haven't seen such a self burn since the Arab spring.
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Sam tells the truth 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes. Soulless marketing fighting soulless marketing. All the consoomers must be so happy right now.
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My humor is broken 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Mozenputtel
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Beauty and the thirst 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Meanwhile an actual Renaissance picture of a cat would probably have the cat looking like an alien
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When You Gotta Get That Calcium 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Pure dedication to the skeleton war
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Go ahead, add your own. I'll start- 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It seems I have as well, lol.
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Go ahead, add your own. I'll start- 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ghosts are just hardcore trans-abled people
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Go ahead, add your own. I'll start- 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Now that's a good one
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woopsy 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hahaha, meanwhile Peppa's lil sibling is totally unfazed. He/she/they (idk I've never seen the show) ain't bitch made.
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Fellas, Is Watching Straight p*rn Gay? 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
What if they're using toys? Fellas is seeing a d*ldo on screen gay since it looks like a d*ck?
Froggo Fun #475 - Me and the Boys Preparing to Raid Reddit after the Frog Ban 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
No mercy, no frogiveness!
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Lol 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Despite it being a joke it's a very good point actually haha
Believe it or not even 20kg makes a hell of a difference when wrestling/rolling with a person. They can suffocate you just by laying on your chest.
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The shade is real 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yo but the McDonald's ice cream machine story is a real rollercoaster. Watch this video if you'd like to learn more /watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4 it's like a full blown conspiracy.
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Geee thanks dad 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh man. thats gonna break when you apply the slightest bit of pressure
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