Ewqua

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I wish someone would call me that 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I call my boyfriend "bruv" as a joke, where does that put me? Chav level?
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Darwinism at it’s finest 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
People who chew with their mouths open or talk with their mouths full gross me the hell out. I just wanna tell them to learn how to fucking chew lol
Time passes 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Who's the other idiot, Charles or Justin haha
Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's super interesting, I didn't know this existed. Dreams are wild. I have had dreams that momentarily entirely changed my perception of real life people based on what they did in my dream. Anyone has that too?
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Just look ***er 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh it's one of those "internal angles have to add up to 180°" type of thing isn't it. I never paid too much attention in geometry class lol
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Coherence is optional 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I mean yeah since gender is a made up concept, technically you can make up as many as you want.
Personally I'd rather go the way of just slowly dismantling the concept and letting people do whatever the hell they want regardless of their genitals or identity. But that's a pretty big goal and we (as in humanity as a whole) are not even at the point of understanding the difference between sex and gender so that won't happen anytime soon.
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Drake, Where's the door 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I really like the words enculer and con, haha. And the word merdeux in itself is really funny imo
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Drake, Where's the door 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
So many people think French is like a wimpy language or something but it has THE most legendary insults! And France has the most brutal anthem omg
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Pretty sure he is 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Real life: short, muscular, brown skinned, black haired dude with a thick beard
(Based on the approximate historical reconstruction of peoples from the area anyway)
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Maybe we at least have a conversation 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
When did I suggest that?
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imagine 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
So precious
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Dude that do be drawn on 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yea she's gonna fold. Fold herself in a corner and pretend she's not there.
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Get yourself a Costco tub at that price 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Jesus on a tricycle, what a scam
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Bredn buddr is the American way 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Super salad lol
Early morning meme 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
In winter, no. But now in the summer I wake up naturally at like 6:30 because the sun is shining sharply through the blinds and the birds are screaming.
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And we can fit even more 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And y'all don't even gain weight after this! Meanwhile I'll put croutons on my salad and gain half a kilo, ugh! You guys don't even know how lucky you are.
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Yes 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Speaking of ancient Greece and lifting heavy things, did you know that "Plato" wasn't the philosopher's real name but a nickname? His real name was Aristocles, and his nickname, Platon, means "broad" or "wide" because he was built as hell and loved wrestling. Can you imagine like a MMA fighter or a wrestler also being a world famous philosopher? Wild.
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Lemon Merenguin 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hey you know how flamingos get their vibrant color from eating a lot of shrimp? (That's why the ones in zoos often look kinda washed out because they don't feed them enough shrimp at the zoo.)
Maybe this penguin just ate way, way too much lemon cake.
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It's annoying af 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@omar1992 I thought Robin was a good person as well. But truth be told I've never watched the whole thing, only seen a couple episodes here and there, so I obviously don't have the full picture.
@spookykink58 That's, damn, that's a very good point. Mind blown!
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Maybe we at least have a conversation 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
True, but it's an often enough occurrence to raise some eyebrows.
This is chicken nuggets (and I'm alright with that) 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I had to Google what Al Baik was, we have nothing like it in Central Europe, but damn it sounds delicious!
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Maybe we at least have a conversation 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I mean, if you're over there killing civilians and bombing hospitals and schools, this is the kind of retaliation you should expect. But there was no evidence they posed a threat beyond that. And even if they did, bombing even more of the country's schools and hospitals isn't really the way to go, is it?
Lol wow the hate 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes, known by his nickname, Al Readyatethreedinners
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Telling the Bees 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes, the bees! Caitlyn Doughty (Ask A Mortician on YT) has a great video about this <3
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Don't worry about it 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Huh, yeah, that makes sense. Thanks for the clarification!
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