True, it's pretty nice. My boyfriend has a tendency of kicking while asleep though so it's not always perfect haha

To be fair, everyone loves this nerd

Idk man, I have yet to meet a person who is mad at the former but not at all at the latter. But I guess they're out there? In which case, oof.

That human mannequin looks like it's made of sausages, especially the legs

We learn from history that we do not read Hegel
(He was brilliant but the stuff is really hard to read)

Ha, I wonder what it said originally. I'm guessing some kind of AMA stuff.

Alien Snapes Fiend

Ahahaha this really reminds me of the Tropico games. They're basically city builders where you play as the dictator of a small Latin American island. You can have free elections, cheated elections, or none at all! Really fun, if you're into city builders I can recommend this one. And the soundtrack absolutely slaps. The fourth one is imo the best one.

When you wear leggings that look like formal pants: Sneak 100

Dog on the left: new hire
Dog on the right: programmer that's been in the company for 15 years and is practically unfireable because he can read the ancient code.

We used to catsit (if that's even the right word, we didn't go anywhere but we had him at our place for weeks at a time) this wonderful Maine Coon boy named Charlie who would go absolutely NUTS whenever I was making anything with protein powder. I only ever let him lick the scoop a little bit since I wasn't sure if cats are allowed to eat it but man, he loved it. And the boy was huge. He could stand up on his hind legs and put his front paws on the kitchen counter. Which was mostly cute but especially annoying when I needed to cook something but he kept snooping and screaming for bits of food.

Speaking of rappers, if 2 Chainz ever gets chubby is he gonna change his alias to 2 Chinz?

Buena suerte

Hey! That already exists, it's called Fallout.