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I'm a co-op main 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hotseat.
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Daily dose of history, part 97 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yup. And apparently the myth that Bathory bathed in the blood of virgins to keep her youth (which I guess was later twisted into her being a vampire) was spread by male aristocrats at the time/after her death because it was unusual for a woman to have as much wealth and power as she did. And also because she was really, really rich and they wanted some of that money for themselves. The original 'cancel culture'?
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Jussie Smollett would be proud 25 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh I thought someone stole her card info, or just that her husband/kid used her card to buy it. This is way more hilarious.
All I’m sayin is… 18 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Fair enough
All I’m sayin is… 18 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Who the fuck *unironically* says you can trust the government? Especially nowadays?
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How crackheads see the ATM beside the weed dispenser 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm getting real "we all float down here" vibes from the pic
Photter 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Draco getting ready to say "I'll tell my fffffather!"
[insert image of the Phteven dog meme]
Deezgoostin! 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's been a while since I last visited the UK, and to be fair I only ever went there on school trips so we mostly had our own food, but my perception was that there's a lot of Indian and Asian places that offer good food for quite fair prices. Maybe it's only the case in larger cities?
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It’s very hard to 1up mine 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The most iconic trio? Obviously vanilla, chocolate, strawberry. It's Neapolitan ice cream, baby!
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Deezgoostin! 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
A while back I saw this post that went something like "The British eat like the Germans are still flying overhead" and I thought it was pretty damn accurate.
I can't for the life of me remember on which meme website I saw it, so if it was here and I'm just repeating what we've all already seen, I apologize.
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Death to America! [but in a friendly way, tho] 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Agreed. Tbh taking any mainstream media outlet seriously is laughable these days.
Edit: Just to clarify, by "these days" I mean like, *especially* these days. But it has been this way for some time.
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No more treats 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Imagine losing your White House career for feeding a dog.
I know the document doesn't state the consequences. But y'know. What if.
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I call it camouflage 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Dirty or not, he's absolutely beautiful! 10/10 would boop the snoot and scratch behind the ears.
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Hey there pal 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
These days, my boyfriend and I play Total War: Warhammer II together. We're kicking some lizardmen a$$
Boo 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm fine with spiders. They kill flies and stuff. What I absolutely cannot stand are centipedes. Nope nope nope nope
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I know how to make pancakes 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Alright, bud. I'm an asshole for making a joke. Call the joke police on me.
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I know how to make pancakes 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah, the pillar of salt shows itself! Case solved ahahaha
Point is, many people nowadays can more or less do stuff like cooking and cleaning but can't do basic household repairs because they'd rather just call a repairman, but things like changing a light switch is easy and cheap. I felt like it too should be mentioned based on the context of the post and my personal experiences.
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Day 2 of the return of bad wisdom 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Shit, that's a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that? I bought a tennis ball instead ahahaha
I know how to make pancakes 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Idk man, I know plenty of dudes who can't cook for shit because they expect their mom and later on their girlfriend/wife to do it. In my opinion, in today's (more or less) equal society both traditionally "feminine" tasks like cooking, cleaning, taking care of kids, and "masculine" tasks like driving and small household repairs/maintenance should be learnt by everyone. They're super useful, missing out on such vital life skills because "muh Patriarchy" or "wifey's gonna do it" is fucking stupid. Learn as many skills as you can, it's the most valuable thing in life.
Edit: Dang, that downvote came like 30 seconds after I posted the comment. Someone's s-s-s-salty.
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Day 2 of the return of bad wisdom 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Bro, just get a massage roller or a tennis ball. Feels much better than an untrained person giving you a massage.
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Killing those high notes 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
*sings All I Want for Christmas is You in a metal growl*
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Something to think about 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Agreed. Still better than the ones who repeat the punchline in bold, though.
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It sucks 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well. At least they're clean?
How to check drugs 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Vinegar + baking soda is also an awesome DIY cleaner! Yay adulting
Im bad at making these but here ya go! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Maybe the 4% thought they'd start attacking each other instead, giving the person time to escape. The bear did try to steal the bees' honey the other day, after all.