This made me yawn dangit

Gottem 6 million years in the future. Now that's dedication.

Dang imagine being so thin skinned you go after someone who probably said something like "This Adolf fellow is a bloody wanker, innit?"

The one in the middle with the spiky beard though. I can imagine him having like a really nasal-y laugh.

Lmao 1 probably

I used to have pretty bad social anxiety (getting shaky hands and cramped stomach, having to psych myself up for 30 minutes just for a phone call) but then I realized just how much people do not give a shit.
I know it won't work for everyone, you can't simply reason your way out of a mental illness, but for me this was a total lightbulb moment and now my anxiety only ever rears its ugly head when it's a completely new situation or an extremely stressful one.
So for anyone who needs to hear it right now: people aren't judging your every word and move, they're too preoccupied with their own stuff to care about a particular interaction. If you fumble your words or stutter a little bit, they probably won't even remember it the next time you meet. Remember how you felt when it happened to someone else: you probably thought "it's fine, can happen to anyone" right? Guess what, other people are thinking the same (unless they're Karens lol). So don't judge yourself too hard, you're awesome <3

The nerve of some people!

Lmao, good one. The people trying to silence any criticism or disagreement with "you're trying to cancel me, this is cancel culture" are the same tho, just sayin'.

Lmao at the last one. *Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song*

Sounds like the setup to an Ari Aster movie

Don't wanna sound like a preachy hippie wanker here so I won't rant too much, I'll just say that my hair got a lot nicer after I stoped using commercial shampoos. Turns out that using chemicals that aggressively strip your hair of all sebum isn't very good. So yeah maybe the overpriced crappy hair products are the problem rather than the solution.

Better to be alone than in bad company. Anon did the right thing.

When was that, exactly? People got offended by someone with a slightly different skin color drinking out of the same water fountain. Hell, a dress I'm working on is based on a painting from 1884 which is famous because it offended all of Parisian high society. The painter and the model were both "cancelled". People have always been offended by stuff that was considered bordering or out of the social norms. In fact I would argue western society is generally more tolerant than ever, and all the whiners are concentrated on Twatter anyway, which you can easily choose to ignore.

Idk about speaking kindly but I love watching my plants and get so happy when they grow. Gets me that sweet sweet serotonin, especially now that it's all grey and foggy outside.

I put a spell on you and now I have to manually whitelist or unoptimize the app so I can reload or something.
... Lmao what a techy witch