Save you 15% or more 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
If he starts making ominous comments about your favorite horse, pack your stuff and leave the country.
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ah yes, motivation 6 comments
I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I'm on the naughty list because I have a brother and I are going to be a long day every day every week.
...Dang, my predictive text has bad grammar. Guess that's why I'm on the naughty list lmao.
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...Dang, my predictive text has bad grammar. Guess that's why I'm on the naughty list lmao.
In light of recent events 22 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Bold and brave statement!
I love beans so I agree. Vote Bean party for nutritious legumes for all! Mr. Bean for president!
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I love beans so I agree. Vote Bean party for nutritious legumes for all! Mr. Bean for president!
On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me about the same time as well because he was going to be back home by then
... Uh, what?
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... Uh, what?
Daggers full of flowers 3 comments
Emotional survival. Aka escapism 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Agreed
Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.
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Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.
You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I think he'd mostly be pretty stoked that the technology of moving pictures exists and that one of those amazing things was made about him.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
By a chopper, no less. That's somehow driving on the road.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
*Squidward voice* We serve food here, sir.
(I'm just kidding, this actually lifted my mood, thank you! <3)
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(I'm just kidding, this actually lifted my mood, thank you! <3)
It’s true 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Same goes for school and teachers. I truly wonder how many people could've been Nobel prize winning scientists if only they didn't have asshole teachers.
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Oof 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Step 1: sue CNN for racism because let's be honest we all know why they used his picture and not a picture of a white suburban dad
Step 2: win easily because even if your case was bad, woke culture will do all the work for you
Step 3: profit
Step 4: ironically, you can actually quit your job and be unemployed for the rest of your life because the money from the court case can sustain you for decades
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Step 2: win easily because even if your case was bad, woke culture will do all the work for you
Step 3: profit
Step 4: ironically, you can actually quit your job and be unemployed for the rest of your life because the money from the court case can sustain you for decades
Well, now I wanna pet the Yule cat 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Does the cat recognize whether the item was a genuinely gifted piece of clothing or can I give someone ugly clothes as a murder ploy?
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finger elbows 5 comments
English, Monday to Friday, do you speak it? 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Plot twist: they're advertising it to minor-fuckers.
(Hopefully to lure them and shoot them between the eyes)
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(Hopefully to lure them and shoot them between the eyes)
Make French bull dogs healthy again 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Very good!
There's a reason why "mutts" are usually the healthiest dogs and specific breeds have specific health problems. You can't outsmart nature, randomness is the safest order.
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There's a reason why "mutts" are usually the healthiest dogs and specific breeds have specific health problems. You can't outsmart nature, randomness is the safest order.
We'll continue to meme even in hell 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I'm imagining what the memes would look like and giggling to myself like an idiot.
Like
Demon: *impales me with a pitchfork*
Me: harder daddy
Demon: what
Me: what
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Like
Demon: *impales me with a pitchfork*
Me: harder daddy
Demon: what
Me: what
Cheemse 14 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Butter.
Spread it on
The bread.
Bollocks.
(For those of you unaware: /watch?v=Or4IE8fkpn4)
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Spread it on
The bread.
Bollocks.
(For those of you unaware: /watch?v=Or4IE8fkpn4)
Iceland Motor 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Yup, as someone with the cilantro hating gene, it would be my undoing.
The first time I had cilantro was in a Pho, and I just thought the restaurant didn't wash their bowls out properly, lol.
Sorry lads, I'd love to enjoy cilantro like the rest of you, but I simply can't. Crucify me if you will, preferably on a piece of wood shaped like a cilantro leaf. If I go out like that, it will at least have to be dramatic.
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The first time I had cilantro was in a Pho, and I just thought the restaurant didn't wash their bowls out properly, lol.
Sorry lads, I'd love to enjoy cilantro like the rest of you, but I simply can't. Crucify me if you will, preferably on a piece of wood shaped like a cilantro leaf. If I go out like that, it will at least have to be dramatic.
Stay hydrated. Avoid drama. 4 comments
The crab 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Yeahhhhh what a cool crab! Let's clap for him because he's so cool. I love crabs and the clap!
(Sorry I couldn't resist making that joke)
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(Sorry I couldn't resist making that joke)
That's kinda cute 11 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Technically, you can't prove it! I could've also been talking about the cat or the unicorns. The only one you know I wasn't talking about was Jack Skellington because I mentioned him separately.
Ha! Checkmate atheists
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Ha! Checkmate atheists
That's kinda cute 11 comments
