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KFD 15 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
So dinosaur shaped nuggets are made of real dinosaurs wow
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KFD 15 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Well I guess technically a dinosaur would probably taste like something between chicken and lizard?
That said I have no idea what lizard meat tastes like. Maybe it tastes like chicken.
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That said I have no idea what lizard meat tastes like. Maybe it tastes like chicken.
My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
My New Year's resolution is to be the cutest thing ever, have a brother and sister to come over for dinner or whatever the hell is going on.
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I sure as hell won't be the cutest thing ever (can't compete with puppies and kittens, come on) and I have no siblings. Lmao.
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I sure as hell won't be the cutest thing ever (can't compete with puppies and kittens, come on) and I have no siblings. Lmao.
The invincible is not invincible 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Just 18 days from her 100th birthday, too. 2021 sucked. Let's make 2022 a better year.
Two guys walk into a post 11 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I know this meme is old and overused but I have to say it for nostalgia's sake: Still a better love story than Twilight!
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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
You've heard of the Elf on the Shelf, well get ready for work tomorrow and I think it's a good idea to get a mood for it.
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Think I'll skip the bread today 13 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
You'd just have a broken pair of tongs haha. I think it's one of those words that are plural by default, like trousers or glasses.
But I like the spork idea.
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But I like the spork idea.
The crime; the criminal 4 comments
Who was he? 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Yup, Michael Collins.
Unfortunately I only remember this because he shares the name with Michael Collins the Sinn Fein/IRA leader.
Unfortunately I only remember this because he shares the name with Michael Collins the Sinn Fein/IRA leader.
Embrace your status as a giant barbarian 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Also speaking of martial arts specifically, a bit of fat is an advantage because it absorbs impact, reducing damage to muscles. Like sure, I'd like to have a visible six pack because it looks good, but it's not always the healthy thing to do, depending on one's natural body fat distribution.
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Deep-sea fish on the beach 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Now that's the most literal and brutal interpretation of "Till death do us part" I've ever heard of.
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Save you 15% or more 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
If he starts making ominous comments about your favorite horse, pack your stuff and leave the country.
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ah yes, motivation 6 comments
I'm on the Naughty List Because Predictive Text Game 46 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I'm on the naughty list because I have a brother and I are going to be a long day every day every week.
...Dang, my predictive text has bad grammar. Guess that's why I'm on the naughty list lmao.
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...Dang, my predictive text has bad grammar. Guess that's why I'm on the naughty list lmao.
In light of recent events 22 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Bold and brave statement!
I love beans so I agree. Vote Bean party for nutritious legumes for all! Mr. Bean for president!
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I love beans so I agree. Vote Bean party for nutritious legumes for all! Mr. Bean for president!
On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me about the same time as well because he was going to be back home by then
... Uh, what?
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... Uh, what?
Daggers full of flowers 3 comments
Emotional survival. Aka escapism 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Agreed
Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.
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Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.
You're killin me, pilgrim 10 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I think he'd mostly be pretty stoked that the technology of moving pictures exists and that one of those amazing things was made about him.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
By a chopper, no less. That's somehow driving on the road.
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Have a good day fellas 8 comments
Have a good day fellas 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
*Squidward voice* We serve food here, sir.
(I'm just kidding, this actually lifted my mood, thank you! <3)
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(I'm just kidding, this actually lifted my mood, thank you! <3)