Ahahahahaha I didn't think of that but now that you mentioned it...
Side note: would killing him sever the thread of prophecy?

England is my city

So dinosaur shaped nuggets are made of real dinosaurs wow

Yes.

You'd just have a broken pair of tongs haha. I think it's one of those words that are plural by default, like trousers or glasses.
But I like the spork idea.

Yup, Michael Collins.
Unfortunately I only remember this because he shares the name with Michael Collins the Sinn Fein/IRA leader.

Also speaking of martial arts specifically, a bit of fat is an advantage because it absorbs impact, reducing damage to muscles. Like sure, I'd like to have a visible six pack because it looks good, but it's not always the healthy thing to do, depending on one's natural body fat distribution.

Now that's the most literal and brutal interpretation of "Till death do us part" I've ever heard of.

I get a coughing/gag reflex when I put a Q-tip in my left ear lol

Agreed
Also I don't get why people are taking offense at that notion. Religious books are full of stories that usually have a moral, so it's meant to be escapism as well as a kind of education/enlightenment.