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The pillar men 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Right? Minimalist masterpiece!
It's true 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean to be fair that is objectively hilarious
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Can you paint with all the colors of the moon 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I feel like this would make a really cool makeup palette, provided you merge some of the really similar colours. But I don't even wear makeup so I might be completely off the mark here.
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How's it's done 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I love how even the baby looks done with the guy's bullshit.
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Froggo Fun R #16 - Ambush 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahaha that's my boyfriend whenever I turn my back on him
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I don't know how to tell you this .. 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Apparently it's pronounced "wooster-shur".
Yeah I don't get it either.
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You can nibble on Chris Hemsworth's sausage 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Literally "Eat the rich"
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I dare you to hit me 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahahahaha I didn't think of that but now that you mentioned it...
Side note: would killing him sever the thread of prophecy?
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There’s no place I’d rather be 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Your jailmate when you show him the picture: O_O
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Yes this is true 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Everyone needs it, not just girls. Hugging releases that sweet sweet oxytocin.
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Teachers grading papers 13 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
England is my city
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Teachers grading papers 13 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The history teacher should probably have a talk with the geography teacher
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KFD 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
So dinosaur shaped nuggets are made of real dinosaurs wow
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KFD 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well I guess technically a dinosaur would probably taste like something between chicken and lizard?
That said I have no idea what lizard meat tastes like. Maybe it tastes like chicken.
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My New Years Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 47 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
My New Year's resolution is to be the cutest thing ever, have a brother and sister to come over for dinner or whatever the hell is going on.
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I sure as hell won't be the cutest thing ever (can't compete with puppies and kittens, come on) and I have no siblings. Lmao.
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The invincible is not invincible 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Just 18 days from her 100th birthday, too. 2021 sucked. Let's make 2022 a better year.
Two guys walk into a post 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I know this meme is old and overused but I have to say it for nostalgia's sake: Still a better love story than Twilight!
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Can I get an attendance check. I miss y’all 19 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
'Ello!
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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
You've heard of the Elf on the Shelf, well get ready for work tomorrow and I think it's a good idea to get a mood for it.
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Think I'll skip the bread today 13 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
You'd just have a broken pair of tongs haha. I think it's one of those words that are plural by default, like trousers or glasses.
But I like the spork idea.
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The crime; the criminal 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal
Who was he? 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yup, Michael Collins.
Unfortunately I only remember this because he shares the name with Michael Collins the Sinn Fein/IRA leader.
Embrace your status as a giant barbarian 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Also speaking of martial arts specifically, a bit of fat is an advantage because it absorbs impact, reducing damage to muscles. Like sure, I'd like to have a visible six pack because it looks good, but it's not always the healthy thing to do, depending on one's natural body fat distribution.
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Deep-sea fish on the beach 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Now that's the most literal and brutal interpretation of "Till death do us part" I've ever heard of.
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