Eh, to be fair that's kinda what they are, it's not too inaccurate except for the fact that there's no actual chocolate in Oreos, just sawdust and charcoal and tons of sugar. I don't get the obsession with calling everything by its Brand Name (tm).

Well then, do I have a man to introduce to you!
His name is Squidward

Ahahaha that reminded me of "Seagulls (Stop It Now)" – look it up if you're in a silly mood haha

Another possible interpretation could be terminal lucidity. People with a severe illness of a neurological kind (Alzheimer's, multiple sclerosis etc) can have a burst of full mental clarity when they're close to death.
Sorry if I ruined the movie for you lol

I mean to be fair that is objectively hilarious

I feel like this would make a really cool makeup palette, provided you merge some of the really similar colours. But I don't even wear makeup so I might be completely off the mark here.

I love how even the baby looks done with the guy's bullshit.

Ahahaha that's my boyfriend whenever I turn my back on him

Apparently it's pronounced "wooster-shur".
Yeah I don't get it either.

Literally "Eat the rich"

Your jailmate when you show him the picture: O_O

Everyone needs it, not just girls. Hugging releases that sweet sweet oxytocin.

The history teacher should probably have a talk with the geography teacher

Well I guess technically a dinosaur would probably taste like something between chicken and lizard?
That said I have no idea what lizard meat tastes like. Maybe it tastes like chicken.

My New Year's resolution is to be the cutest thing ever, have a brother and sister to come over for dinner or whatever the hell is going on.
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I sure as hell won't be the cutest thing ever (can't compete with puppies and kittens, come on) and I have no siblings. Lmao.

Just 18 days from her 100th birthday, too. 2021 sucked. Let's make 2022 a better year.

I know this meme is old and overused but I have to say it for nostalgia's sake: Still a better love story than Twilight!

'Ello!

You've heard of the Elf on the Shelf, well get ready for work tomorrow and I think it's a good idea to get a mood for it.