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It's a conspiracy I tells Ya'! 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Now, if we expand the list to include French rulers and butcher the pronunciation of guillotine...

Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Lmao! Yeah at this point I'd think people's stupidity can't surprise me anymore, but somehow it still happens

Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Yass qween we stan a gender neutral villain laugh

Is this how I instrument? 4 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Sigh... Karl, were you making fun of the "BRAVE MEN WHO RISK THEIR LIVES EVERY DAY OMG!!!" again? Don't you know jokes on some topics are forbidden on the Fun website? But we love free speech here, of course. /s

Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

On the one hand, stealing from the goddamn Louvre must be immensely difficult. That place is secure as fuck. On the other hand, he couldn't even read the descriptions that are there in each department? It's both an epic success and epic fail. I mean more of a fail considering he's been caught, but still the fact that he managed to steal from the Louvre... holy shit.

Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Yeah, I do that sometimes lol

Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Uh, okay? I'm not mad or anything, just sharing my two cents. Didn't mean for the comment to come across as confrontational in any way.

Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Eh, to be fair that's kinda what they are, it's not too inaccurate except for the fact that there's no actual chocolate in Oreos, just sawdust and charcoal and tons of sugar. I don't get the obsession with calling everything by its Brand Name (tm).

Looks like an ice meal 3 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

A hot wing, and a cold wing. That implies the existence of an earth wing and an air wing.

I mean, if your in to freaky sh*t I'm not gonna kink shame. 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Well then, do I have a man to introduce to you!
His name is Squidward

SW Day 14 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Ahahaha that reminded me of "Seagulls (Stop It Now)" – look it up if you're in a silly mood haha

Uncle Joe committing fraud 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Another possible interpretation could be terminal lucidity. People with a severe illness of a neurological kind (Alzheimer's, multiple sclerosis etc) can have a burst of full mental clarity when they're close to death.
Sorry if I ruined the movie for you lol

The pillar men 5 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Right? Minimalist masterpiece!

It's true 1 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

I mean to be fair that is objectively hilarious

Can you paint with all the colors of the moon 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

I feel like this would make a really cool makeup palette, provided you merge some of the really similar colours. But I don't even wear makeup so I might be completely off the mark here.

How's it's done 5 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

I love how even the baby looks done with the guy's bullshit.

Froggo Fun R #16 - Ambush 2 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Ahahaha that's my boyfriend whenever I turn my back on him

I don't know how to tell you this .. 3 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Apparently it's pronounced "wooster-shur".
Yeah I don't get it either.

You can nibble on Chris Hemsworth's sausage 7 comments

ewqua · 2 years ago

Literally "Eat the rich"