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Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
@garlog Then he doesn't possess the same morals he asks of his followers. Presuming we take the Bible as his word, anyway.
@famousone An all knowing God know would know what choices we would make, though. That said I like your view, God as a sort of absentee figure that allows free will, I'm fine with that as long as people stop saying he is all knowing, all powerful and benevolent, because it just logically can't be all at once.
Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If it's part of his plan to give leukemia to children, he doesn't sound very benevolent.
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Chocolate fingers float in the bath 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
That's a revolutionary discovery
Clean dishes in our time 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well let us know when your approval rating drops lol
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A box of d*cks. 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
At least his wife Incontinentia still has her Buttocks.
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It's a conspiracy I tells Ya'! 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Now, if we expand the list to include French rulers and butcher the pronunciation of guillotine...
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Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Lmao! Yeah at this point I'd think people's stupidity can't surprise me anymore, but somehow it still happens
Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yass qween we stan a gender neutral villain laugh
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Is this how I instrument? 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
is mayonnaise an instrument?
Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Sigh... Karl, were you making fun of the "BRAVE MEN WHO RISK THEIR LIVES EVERY DAY OMG!!!" again? Don't you know jokes on some topics are forbidden on the Fun website? But we love free speech here, of course. /s
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Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
On the one hand, stealing from the goddamn Louvre must be immensely difficult. That place is secure as fuck. On the other hand, he couldn't even read the descriptions that are there in each department? It's both an epic success and epic fail. I mean more of a fail considering he's been caught, but still the fact that he managed to steal from the Louvre... holy shit.
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah, I do that sometimes lol
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Uh, okay? I'm not mad or anything, just sharing my two cents. Didn't mean for the comment to come across as confrontational in any way.
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Eh, to be fair that's kinda what they are, it's not too inaccurate except for the fact that there's no actual chocolate in Oreos, just sawdust and charcoal and tons of sugar. I don't get the obsession with calling everything by its Brand Name (tm).
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Looks like an ice meal 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
A hot wing, and a cold wing. That implies the existence of an earth wing and an air wing.
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I mean, if your in to freaky sh*t I'm not gonna kink shame. 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well then, do I have a man to introduce to you!
His name is Squidward
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SW Day 14 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahaha that reminded me of "Seagulls (Stop It Now)" – look it up if you're in a silly mood haha
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Uncle Joe committing fraud 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Another possible interpretation could be terminal lucidity. People with a severe illness of a neurological kind (Alzheimer's, multiple sclerosis etc) can have a burst of full mental clarity when they're close to death.
Sorry if I ruined the movie for you lol
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The pillar men 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Right? Minimalist masterpiece!
It's true 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean to be fair that is objectively hilarious
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Can you paint with all the colors of the moon 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I feel like this would make a really cool makeup palette, provided you merge some of the really similar colours. But I don't even wear makeup so I might be completely off the mark here.
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How's it's done 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I love how even the baby looks done with the guy's bullshit.
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Froggo Fun R #16 - Ambush 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahaha that's my boyfriend whenever I turn my back on him
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I don't know how to tell you this .. 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Apparently it's pronounced "wooster-shur".
Yeah I don't get it either.
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You can nibble on Chris Hemsworth's sausage 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Literally "Eat the rich"
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