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Gordon Ramsay encountering an ugly cake that tastes great 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The couple of sprinkles on the top really get me ahaha
Anyway it's what's on the inside that counts?
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I didn't used to scream everytime someone walked by my house, but now I think I may start 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
*me trying to support the dog*
I do! Y-yeah, I totally do! Someone's outside right now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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He he he 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Aaaaaand now they hang out without you.
Jk jk! But it sucks when that happens.
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They know I'm a good boi 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If I was at that party I'd 100% be crouching in the corner petting the dog. Dogs are more fun than people lol
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You too, can workout until you become black 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
And got like 25 years younger! I gotta know what that workout is that does that omg
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Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Agreed, I'm not a believer myself, it's just fun to debate about these things.
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Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Suffering as a way to learn and make yourself better? Sure. Sometimes you have to go through hardships to grow. But there is a lot of suffering that is just needless. People starving to death, kids with incurable diseases, horrible injuries or genetic defects that happened by complete accident. There is no teachable moment there. If god is all powerful and all knowing, he would've known how to execute his plan in ways that would prevent this terrible, needless suffering, and he would've done so. And if this amount of suffering is somehow necessary for the plan to work because it is so tightly woven that it allows such a little margin of error, and we're all just set up to follow a predetermined path anyway, then all the discourse about who gets to heaven and hell can be thrown out of the window.
Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
@garlog Then he doesn't possess the same morals he asks of his followers. Presuming we take the Bible as his word, anyway.
@famousone An all knowing God know would know what choices we would make, though. That said I like your view, God as a sort of absentee figure that allows free will, I'm fine with that as long as people stop saying he is all knowing, all powerful and benevolent, because it just logically can't be all at once.
Be careful what you wish for 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If it's part of his plan to give leukemia to children, he doesn't sound very benevolent.
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Chocolate fingers float in the bath 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
That's a revolutionary discovery
Clean dishes in our time 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well let us know when your approval rating drops lol
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A box of d*cks. 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
At least his wife Incontinentia still has her Buttocks.
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It's a conspiracy I tells Ya'! 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Now, if we expand the list to include French rulers and butcher the pronunciation of guillotine...
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Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Lmao! Yeah at this point I'd think people's stupidity can't surprise me anymore, but somehow it still happens
Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yass qween we stan a gender neutral villain laugh
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Is this how I instrument? 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
is mayonnaise an instrument?
Funsub when I'm posting jokes. 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Sigh... Karl, were you making fun of the "BRAVE MEN WHO RISK THEIR LIVES EVERY DAY OMG!!!" again? Don't you know jokes on some topics are forbidden on the Fun website? But we love free speech here, of course. /s
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Seems to be true. He's now banned from all French museums 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
On the one hand, stealing from the goddamn Louvre must be immensely difficult. That place is secure as fuck. On the other hand, he couldn't even read the descriptions that are there in each department? It's both an epic success and epic fail. I mean more of a fail considering he's been caught, but still the fact that he managed to steal from the Louvre... holy shit.
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah, I do that sometimes lol
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Uh, okay? I'm not mad or anything, just sharing my two cents. Didn't mean for the comment to come across as confrontational in any way.
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Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Eh, to be fair that's kinda what they are, it's not too inaccurate except for the fact that there's no actual chocolate in Oreos, just sawdust and charcoal and tons of sugar. I don't get the obsession with calling everything by its Brand Name (tm).
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Looks like an ice meal 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
A hot wing, and a cold wing. That implies the existence of an earth wing and an air wing.
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I mean, if your in to freaky sh*t I'm not gonna kink shame. 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well then, do I have a man to introduce to you!
His name is Squidward
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SW Day 14 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ahahaha that reminded me of "Seagulls (Stop It Now)" – look it up if you're in a silly mood haha
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Uncle Joe committing fraud 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Another possible interpretation could be terminal lucidity. People with a severe illness of a neurological kind (Alzheimer's, multiple sclerosis etc) can have a burst of full mental clarity when they're close to death.
Sorry if I ruined the movie for you lol
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