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My entry form to win hot cross bun 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Heck yeah! Glad it was worth it, my dude!
Get Nelson on this 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
IIn Ancient Egypt they would measure things like fabrics by "cubits" which is the length from your middle fingertip to your elbow. So when shopping for fabrics, families would send their tallest members to get a better deal!
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Enjoy 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ooh, I love that.
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Hunchback of Notre Dame does not get enough recognition 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean, I'm not gonna get into a whole discussion here but isn't it hilarious how the "ESPECIALLY MINORITIES" part has been cropped out? You post a meme that is VERY explicit in its message and then half-assedly crop out the part that would invite the sort of discussion Karl has been trying to engage in. I mean, c'mon. I know you post a lot of stuff, and most of it is really cute and funny. But perhaps it would be useful to double check before hitting the post button, just to make sure what you post doesn't explicitly disagree with you.
And famous, Karl never said what you're ascribing to him here. I know you want him to be made of straw really badly, but he is flesh and bone just like you. So maybe grant him some humanity instead of putting words in his mouth, eh?
Fit for fight 14 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Maybe I'm brainwashed by patriarchal standards but I honestly mostly wanna look fit and strong. Both for aesthetic reasons and also because looking like you could kick someone's ass is in itself a good deterrent to potential harassers lol
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You do what you need 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
You think a raccoon would be able to use a tiny glock? I feel like not only they could, they'd have better trigger discipline than a lot of people.
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Scrolling Past This Won't Make It Any Less Truthful 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Wholesomeness shall prevail! <3
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Absolute Legend 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
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Bethesda IRL 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hahahaha yes! The Oblivion videos from Emmett LaFave are also golden!
Edit: found the playlist with, I assume, all of them! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3_MhxfXgHC7f8yMeyGsQmXXlNlXL0tt5
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Lol 9 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I usually make a character that represents me (both in terms of looks and personality) on my first playthrough and then go wild with the next ones.
Recently I started playing a game called Solasta: Crown of the Magister which is basically DnD in video game form (with dice rolls, ability checks, alignment and everything), and you can create your whole squad in that game (including writing a backstory if you want!) so of course I spent waaaaay too much time on it lol
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So anyway, that's how I got into hiking. 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I basically dress like Snape so I got the first one. Still working on the other two though.
Edit: Actually sometimes I go to the woods to get pine cones, leaves, moss and sticks to make potpourri. I love when my house smells like the forest. So actually I'm only missing the children part.
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Pigeon on my balcony: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
There was indeed! But she flew away. Guess she wasn't impressed.
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Gorgeous fluffy cows I met the other day 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Just as I was getting into the car to leave, the brown one at the front started scratching her head on the tree. Sad I didn't get that, it was so darn cute.
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Pigeon on my balcony: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Gosh, I didn't think of that! I thought it was just short-circuiting!
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Pigeon on my balcony: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Sorry for the poor quality, I had to film from afar as not to disturb the pigeon. Also I was laughing my ass off while filming.
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*Panics in introvert* 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
*throws bottle of wine at the wall*
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A Cool Dish 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
He also just ran out of "olive uhl" ... whatever that is
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And have fun 17 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
@guest_ I suppose it depends on what you define as harm. When you get a job, logically someone else didn't, and they're sad about it. Does that classify as harm? It could in reality be a net gain because they might go on to find a job that fits them better. When you step on grass and crush some bugs, you didn't mean to harm them, it just sort of happens as a result of your existence. This I see as a sort of balance, a natural cycle. Where I do see real harm is us messing up whole ecosystems and causing extinctions or consuming things made by slave labor. I'd say we should all be more mindful of our choices but even that is a privileged statement, not everyone would be able to make ends meet if they only shopped from local farmers or bought ethically made clothes. But as @promanchild said, I have been seeing some positive change lately, so I'm generally somewhat positive about the future. Let's hope it's enough, I guess?
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My entry form to win hot cross bun 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
It's wonderful. Hope that bun was tasty!
Exoplanets 21 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I guess they really wanted to drive the point home that no ground is truly safe and stuff can crunch or even explode under your feet at any time, when you least expect it.
But idk I'm not an expert in metaphors.
Exoplanets 21 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
@karlboll On a totally unrelated note, I'll need to buy some softer shoes for those eggshells lmao
Exoplanets 21 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
In Czech we have a saying that translates into "The shot goose will always scream the loudest". If you thought our jokes weren't aimed at you, you wouldn't have "screamed" in the first place. So I apologize for any offense caused, and wish you all a good night.
No One Understood Her Genius 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Art truly imitates life
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Exoplanets 21 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Anyway @karlboll I'd prefer to go back to making jokes rather than having to explain them. Got any good ones?