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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
What a mashup! I can only recognize the Swing Life Away part tho. What are @nelson 's verses from? Or did you come up with those?
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If you like space ->link in comments 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank you! Looks interesting as heck, I'll be sure to give it a watch!
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May I Axe How That Happened? 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah yes, the signature scent of the high school locker room that teenage boys just got dressed for PE in. Cheap Axe spray that they used to cover up the smell of sweat – unsuccessfully. I can smell it now and my stomach is twisting lmao.
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Froggo Fun R #58 - Kinkshaming IS My Kink 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
C'mon, froggy. This is unnecessary. He won't learn anything from this. I know it's fun to dunk on people who won't take a hint even from reasonable arguments, so let's just make them have a taste of their own medicine, right? But he's just gonna be even nastier to everyone else and feel justified in it.
I think the best way to fight bile is to just keep posting wholesome posts, as you already do! Your posts always make me smile <3
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Rules are just social constructs 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank you! She's great actually, helping me deprogram myself from all that crap while also not being enabler-y about things I do need to work on. We're all broken in different ways but we deserve love, right? <3
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Froggo Fun R #58 - Kinkshaming IS My Kink 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Not shameful at all! Frogs are hella cute
Thank a farmer, today 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ukrainians have shown that outdated Russian tech can't compare against their balls of steel. It's incredible how well they're holding up, and how much support other European countries including mine have given them. Well I guess the latter part isn't all that surprising, anyone living in the former Soviet bloc knows that Putin isn't gonna stop at Ukraine if he gets his way.
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Rules are just social constructs 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Honestly, so much yes.
Sorry if this is TMI or rambly but having been raised by a parent with narcissistic tendencies (not full blown NPD – just caught some "fleas" from grandmother who is a full blown narcissistic manipulator), growing up I felt like I was living in two completely distinct realities – at home I was a total piece of shit incapable of even basic tasks (that's what I was told whenever I made a simple mistake or got a B at school) and everywhere else I was a gifted, clever kid that just sometimes messes up, like literally everyone else does. When I finally burnt out from the pressure, I went to a therapist and found out that I'm not a total piece of shit for not always being perfect, and that motivation should come from within, not from outside pressure, because you will burn out that way.
So yeah, therapy is fucking awesome.
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You're doing it 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ay Mariposas
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Their Service Is Right on the Dot 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Huh, someone seems to have taken a nap right on top of my package. Now it's all smushed!
It's okay tho, 10/10 would have their package smushed again.
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Fit for fight 14 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Sounds like you're pretty damn strong, I wouldn't worry about weight too much in that case. Muscles weigh more than fat :) and I believe it's spelled "thicc". I'm that way too, basically when you look at me you can tell I work out hard but you can also tell I love food.
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My entry form to win hot cross bun 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Heck yeah! Glad it was worth it, my dude!
Get Nelson on this 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
IIn Ancient Egypt they would measure things like fabrics by "cubits" which is the length from your middle fingertip to your elbow. So when shopping for fabrics, families would send their tallest members to get a better deal!
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Enjoy 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ooh, I love that.
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Hunchback of Notre Dame does not get enough recognition 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean, I'm not gonna get into a whole discussion here but isn't it hilarious how the "ESPECIALLY MINORITIES" part has been cropped out? You post a meme that is VERY explicit in its message and then half-assedly crop out the part that would invite the sort of discussion Karl has been trying to engage in. I mean, c'mon. I know you post a lot of stuff, and most of it is really cute and funny. But perhaps it would be useful to double check before hitting the post button, just to make sure what you post doesn't explicitly disagree with you.
And famous, Karl never said what you're ascribing to him here. I know you want him to be made of straw really badly, but he is flesh and bone just like you. So maybe grant him some humanity instead of putting words in his mouth, eh?
Fit for fight 14 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Maybe I'm brainwashed by patriarchal standards but I honestly mostly wanna look fit and strong. Both for aesthetic reasons and also because looking like you could kick someone's ass is in itself a good deterrent to potential harassers lol
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You do what you need 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
You think a raccoon would be able to use a tiny glock? I feel like not only they could, they'd have better trigger discipline than a lot of people.
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Scrolling Past This Won't Make It Any Less Truthful 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Wholesomeness shall prevail! <3
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Absolute Legend 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
!
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Bethesda IRL 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hahahaha yes! The Oblivion videos from Emmett LaFave are also golden!
Edit: found the playlist with, I assume, all of them! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3_MhxfXgHC7f8yMeyGsQmXXlNlXL0tt5
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Lol 9 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I usually make a character that represents me (both in terms of looks and personality) on my first playthrough and then go wild with the next ones.
Recently I started playing a game called Solasta: Crown of the Magister which is basically DnD in video game form (with dice rolls, ability checks, alignment and everything), and you can create your whole squad in that game (including writing a backstory if you want!) so of course I spent waaaaay too much time on it lol
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So anyway, that's how I got into hiking. 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I basically dress like Snape so I got the first one. Still working on the other two though.
Edit: Actually sometimes I go to the woods to get pine cones, leaves, moss and sticks to make potpourri. I love when my house smells like the forest. So actually I'm only missing the children part.
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Pigeon on my balcony: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
There was indeed! But she flew away. Guess she wasn't impressed.
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Gorgeous fluffy cows I met the other day 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Just as I was getting into the car to leave, the brown one at the front started scratching her head on the tree. Sad I didn't get that, it was so darn cute.
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