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It's never too late 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Also, before Cthulhu could revel across the world, he was sleeping. So don't be afraid to take naps! You can't conquer the galaxy when you're sleep deprived!
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Make trouble 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull throne! Positivity for the... uh... everyone!
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No 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
But it do!
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My to-do list includes free time. 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
It may sound a bit silly but in an effort to keep myself motivated I created a to-do list with tasks being labeled as main quests and side quests, and it honestly really helps me be productive lol
The dopamine rush from crossing something off is unreal plus it makes me feel like an adventurer out on quests
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*c*cks your roach* 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Nice try, Gregor Samsa!
Let's Unravel the Meaning 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
They better run, better run
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Let's Unravel the Meaning 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Also applies to non-English speakers vibing to Pumped Up Kicks
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Hidden from Russian bots 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah, Filthy Frank, an internet classic.
The Holliest 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I'm seeing more of a flying goose myself (with the lower part being the neck/head). But "malnourished Texas" is hilarious
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Totally safe for work 16 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Cute ass. A little hairy though.
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I bet you're wondering how I got here - Subnautica 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Went exploring the Aurora too early, that's how!
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World War IV Will Be Fought With Predictive Text Games 57 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought.
But World War IV will be fought with the witch coven to the order of people who have been getting a lot of work.
...Sooo witches vs grind bros? I'm down for that.
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I'm dead inside 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
As someone whose fashion choices revolve around the goal of looking like a Dementor, I'd say there's no such thing as a "too dark" wardrobe. I also like the Bernie tattoo haha
Smh 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Frankly I had a similar moment when I found out Bethesda Softworks is named after the place it was founded in. But this is just on another level.
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Wholesome prepping 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
"I'll eat your ass like corn on the cob!" – Alex Jones
(Yes, actually. /watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE )
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Froggo Fun R #58 - Kinkshaming IS My Kink 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Do what you think is best, I was just sharing my two cents. You may be right in the end, I did get harassed the other day just for joking around with Karl.
Pleasing the mad fae trickster 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Was he... was he wearing all purple and carrying around a bunch of cheese?
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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Heck yeah it is, those are really nice verses!
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The swing at the end of the world 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
What a mashup! I can only recognize the Swing Life Away part tho. What are @nelson 's verses from? Or did you come up with those?
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If you like space ->link in comments 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank you! Looks interesting as heck, I'll be sure to give it a watch!
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May I Axe How That Happened? 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah yes, the signature scent of the high school locker room that teenage boys just got dressed for PE in. Cheap Axe spray that they used to cover up the smell of sweat – unsuccessfully. I can smell it now and my stomach is twisting lmao.
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Froggo Fun R #58 - Kinkshaming IS My Kink 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
C'mon, froggy. This is unnecessary. He won't learn anything from this. I know it's fun to dunk on people who won't take a hint even from reasonable arguments, so let's just make them have a taste of their own medicine, right? But he's just gonna be even nastier to everyone else and feel justified in it.
I think the best way to fight bile is to just keep posting wholesome posts, as you already do! Your posts always make me smile <3
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Rules are just social constructs 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank you! She's great actually, helping me deprogram myself from all that crap while also not being enabler-y about things I do need to work on. We're all broken in different ways but we deserve love, right? <3
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Froggo Fun R #58 - Kinkshaming IS My Kink 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Not shameful at all! Frogs are hella cute