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Lol 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If you set aside the whole tempting humanity thing, the Serpent was just promoting a healthy lifestyle by teaching humans to eat fruit.
My Lion Sleeps Tonight 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Lions sleep for like 18 hours a day, so yeah, that's pretty accurate lmao
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Ooh yeah, desserts. 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
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uWu these handcuffs is for me? 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Officew am I undew awwest? UwU
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I hate celery with a burning passion 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Agreed. I love veggies of all kinds. But I can't fucking stand celery.
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Ooh yeah, desserts. 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream~
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Anti-vaxxers protesting outside a Toronto hospital 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I see where you're coming from but I wouldn't be so eager to give these people the benefit of the doubt.
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple anti-vaxxers. These are people of the land. The common clay of Ontario. You know… morons.
Proper healthcare and not fighting wolves seen fine to me. 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah exactly! Women used to give birth in the fields but like... a lot of them died. I'll take modern medicine over that any day.
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Love making new friends 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
RIP
Oh, you'd better believe Simo is about to ruin Vlad's day 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Well, we have Wali!
(For those who don't know he's a Canadian sniper with the longest confirmed kill – about 3.5km. In March he joined the fight against Russians in Ukraine.)
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Sappho of Lesbos "what man?" 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Seriously though Frankenstein's men (and women too but it's less striking with them) are written so gentle and well spoken yet strong, reminds me of how Tolkien wrote his male protagonists, just with a more tragic twist. If you haven't read the book, I can't recommend it enough. It's so good.
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Stacy’s mom. 26 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I ran out of rhymes eons ago but watching what you guys come up with has been awesome. I'm glad!
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Aux armes, citoyens 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Me who misunderstood the assignment and brought a copy of White Fang: •-•"
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cant do emoji titles :( 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The frog was just singing the song of his people. And now he's famous! Hope it doesn't go into his head.
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JUsT pUt In tHe WorK 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Being exploited by a boss? The solution is simple! Be exploited by TWO bosses!
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Whoopsie 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Her hubby might wanna get better friends lol
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Choose your fighter 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Lmao this is too accurate
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Mint condition 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Tbh that's just natural selection at that point
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I hope you're having a good day 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
<3
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Keep his wife's hair out your mouth 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah, joking about an illness like that isn't great. But also Will should be more concerned about what (ahem...or who) comes into his wife's mouth than what comes out of Chris's. Just sayin'.
My guess is he was still processing that whole thing and overreacting because of it.
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Yup. No doubt about it. 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
When he cock-a-doodle-doos, the windows shatter
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I Don't Believe He's Ever Been to Medical School 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Joker hasn't liked Doof since he fell into his invention, the Vatinator 3000
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An Endless Cycle 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hahaha yup! Black tea at least three times a day, at this point I'm immune to caffeine.
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The half-osaurus 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Psh, didn't you know that wearing cereal as accessories is now fashion?
(I am kidding I actually have zero idea what's in fashion. But at this point it could be cereal. Not like it'd be crazier than the 80s)
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