Nice

I wonder how the whole X thing would work with other ethnicities. I'm Slavic, so am I Slavx? Or... Slax? Am I a pair of pants???

It absolutely is. I've seen spikes for pigeons, but spikes for people? Fuck.

Damn, yeah that is incredibly fucked up. I'm surprised they haven't become endangered yet.

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Add a purple deer and we'd have all the Teletubb-deers

Lol. Fortunately I don't have that. Makes sense since I don't have a dick

To be fair your approach doesn't sound very healthy either (from a psychological perspective, I mean). I'm not trying to chew you out or anything, it just reminded me of my past self who was so rigid about my diet it was basically an eating disorder. If you're generally consistent, eat well and work out, you can have a doughnut from time to time. You don't have to "redeem" for your doughnut with sit-ups. You should enjoy doing the sit-ups, not treat them as a punishment.
Sorry, I don't want to rant on you here, it just reminds me a lot of my ED and I don't want other people falling into that crap. I was in hell for years because going on a rigid diet slowed down my metabolism and whenever I tried to eat normally, my weight shot up. I managed to get over it and now I'm eating (almost) normally AND weigh less than before, and that's with a lot more muscle mass. It doesn't have to be hard to be effective.

So apparently the OG snake oil was made from Chinese water snakes. If they're more adapted to an aquatic environment, they might have more body fat than the average snake, I guess? From what I've read, there is some evidence that water snake oil helps with joint pain. But it's definitely not a cure-all as the quacks claimed. And also they later made the oil from rattlesnakes that don't have a much of the Omega-3 fatty acids at all.
(Maybe not so) fun fact: did you know that these travelling "medicine" shows that sold snake oil (among other things) are pretty much the direct ancestor of modern MLM companies? Equal in quackery and exploitation!