Most of the time I look like the second one with the face of the first one because I don't wear makeup. So that's... halfway there, I guess?

(∆) cuddle him

Thank you, these fae are a real problem. Moving into our places, stealing our names. Someone should build a magical barrier to keep them out.

That is a peculiarly phallic ray of sunlight

Guess I'm a man now lol

Wow. That's a very fishy fish.

Is this about the Bay of Pigs invasion or...

I have an idea what it does. EVERYTHING

Ahahahahahaha in highschool I had a classmate who wore Cocaine & Caviar stuff and he was 100% a Fishsticks and Fentanyl type of guy.

I'd compliment his sweater vest because damn, is it dashing.

Where is this hellish dystopian place?

Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder

To be fair, it does very much look like a bunny with a walker if you squint hard enough. Maybe he needs an eye exam.

Wow, Terry is so considerate! Thank you Terry!

[insert obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

Does it taste like timber though?

Keanu is Jesus confirmed