In my half-asleep haze I misread it as foul door and was like "Damn. That door is up to something..."

Psst. I'm a woman and I do it too.
Not necessarily based on physical attraction alone, tbh I can't be physically attracted to someone unless I like their personality as well, so I guess it takes more than 15 seconds of talking for me. But yeah, it happens.

Master of disguise

Hopefully she gets eaten by a shark.
No, I'm not talking about the character.

I'm honestly really hoping it's a troll. It sounds too perfectly stupid to be real, y'know?
That said, imo assisted suicide should definitely be an option for people who have a fatal illness and are in pain, or just old people who want to go out with dignity instead of withering away and dying alone in a hospital room in the dark.
It could be a really beautiful moment, instead of somber funerals you'd spend the evening with that person for the last time, have a nice meal together (I realize that sounds a bit morbid, like a death row prisoner's last meal, but it could be nice), chat about their life, and then they'd go painlessly and peacefully, surrounded by their loved ones.
I'd also love it if we planted trees above dead bodies instead of tombstones. But I don't want to hijack the post by going on a long-winded rant about our culture's weird death practices so I'll just leave it there.

Most of the time I look like the second one with the face of the first one because I don't wear makeup. So that's... halfway there, I guess?

(∆) cuddle him

Thank you, these fae are a real problem. Moving into our places, stealing our names. Someone should build a magical barrier to keep them out.

That is a peculiarly phallic ray of sunlight

Guess I'm a man now lol

Wow. That's a very fishy fish.

Is this about the Bay of Pigs invasion or...

I have an idea what it does. EVERYTHING

Ahahahahahaha in highschool I had a classmate who wore Cocaine & Caviar stuff and he was 100% a Fishsticks and Fentanyl type of guy.

I'd compliment his sweater vest because damn, is it dashing.

Where is this hellish dystopian place?

Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder

To be fair, it does very much look like a bunny with a walker if you squint hard enough. Maybe he needs an eye exam.

Wow, Terry is so considerate! Thank you Terry!