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Women wear strange clothes 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I have one of those (well not this exact style but similar), they look cool with tank tops.
That said, the cat definitely wore it better.
Clones are here 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
They're all such handsome boys
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A surprise to be sure, but an accurate one 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
"Misidentified"
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1998 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Took me a while to get the pun in the name lmao
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Wtf? 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I like the existential horror part, but I dislike the part where they rhyme "at all" with "at all". Could've come up with something more original.
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He's sufficient 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I love how Loki always shows up just to fuck around and play tricks on the gods. Except for that time he was tasked with changing into a mare and letting a horse chase him during the night. That was a really weird time for Loki. Maybe it took him on a path of self-discovery.
Sad :( 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Aw, I bet you're a sexy potato!
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It's a good thing condoms exist then 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Maybe it's meant in relation to the vaginal ring contraceptives which release estrogen (and progesterone)? In which case I still don't think it can happen but I see how one would make that connection.
Smh. Kids these days 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The girl in the post clearly didn't get the memo, but I do love how intergenerational the goth subculture is. Since it's mostly based on the music and style from the 80s, different generations can stomp around to the same songs.
You gotta be faithful if you wanna make it 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Christian tradwife: Never thought I'd be fighting side by side with a slut.
Slut: What about side by side with a friend?
Christian tradwife: No.
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Oh shit bro 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I think it's generally conflated with nervous or insecure and used in the same contexts, hence the negative connotation. Self-conscious about one's body = insecure about one's body, though the words technically have different meanings I've often seen them used interchangeably in some contexts. I'm not a native speaker though so I might be wrong, this is just what I noticed people saying.
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ewqua · 2 years ago
Glug glug
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Why indeed? 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean. Take a look at their profile pic and it should be painfully obvious.
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Sometimes ignorance is a greater sign of wisdom than knowledge 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
No idea who it is but jellybeans, as in the sweets, are delicious. (~ ̄³ ̄)~
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The eternal ding ding 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Lick him and you'll see the Party God.
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Don't tell me what to do 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah, I should've clarified I was mostly talking about deodorants, shower gels etc, because men do have some really nice perfumes. I personally prefer unisex perfumes as well, since I find women's perfumes too flowery and sweet, and I usually prefer woody, fresh scents. Basically I want to smell like the forest and some men's and unisex perfumes have achieved that, whereas women's not so much.
As for Fiji and charcoal, I don't actually know that one so I can't judge. My original comment was written a bit clumsily (in my defense I had just woken up and my brain wasn't functioning at full capacity) so allow me to rephrase: in my experience (ie. by smelling what my boyfriend has in his repertoire) a lot of men's stuff, particularly the stuff that's labeled as abstract concepts like "Cool Sport Rush" instead of a specific scent, often smells like toxic waste.
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Don't tell me what to do 20 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Heck yeah! Gendered scents are BS and men's stuff usually smells like toxic waste.
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If culture could make you change your orientation I'd be straight 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If God himself came down to Earth on a cloud and said that all his believers now have to be gay, I wonder how many would actually try? They think they have the moral high ground because they will never face that possible reality.
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pod 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
In my half-asleep haze I misread it as foul door and was like "Damn. That door is up to something..."
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It appeals to the male fantasy! 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Psst. I'm a woman and I do it too.
Not necessarily based on physical attraction alone, tbh I can't be physically attracted to someone unless I like their personality as well, so I guess it takes more than 15 seconds of talking for me. But yeah, it happens.
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Where Could They Be? 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Master of disguise
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Coming to theaters this fall 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hopefully she gets eaten by a shark.
No, I'm not talking about the character.
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Hidden for mildly dark humour 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Oh absolutely, it should not be done without the person's consent! Thank you for sharing, I hope everything works out well for you and your loved ones after what you've been through! <3
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Hidden for mildly dark humour 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I'm honestly really hoping it's a troll. It sounds too perfectly stupid to be real, y'know?
That said, imo assisted suicide should definitely be an option for people who have a fatal illness and are in pain, or just old people who want to go out with dignity instead of withering away and dying alone in a hospital room in the dark.
It could be a really beautiful moment, instead of somber funerals you'd spend the evening with that person for the last time, have a nice meal together (I realize that sounds a bit morbid, like a death row prisoner's last meal, but it could be nice), chat about their life, and then they'd go painlessly and peacefully, surrounded by their loved ones.
I'd also love it if we planted trees above dead bodies instead of tombstones. But I don't want to hijack the post by going on a long-winded rant about our culture's weird death practices so I'll just leave it there.
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