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That's so gemini 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
The answer is trolls lmao
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always 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
He was trying to play both sides so he'd always come out on top... Didn't work tho
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Mental issues mayhaps 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I can quote the English to Chinese to English Google translated version of Star Wars. Where is that gonna put me? Mr. Speaker, he is for the big.
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Wake up, samurai 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
AYKSHUALLY it's called negging and it like totally works because the femoid brain is wired to want your attention and try harder if you point out her flaws! Trust me it works on aaaaall the femoids bro. No exceptions because they're obviously a telepathic hivemind and they don't actually have distinct personalities. Just look at them, reading their horoscopes! Stupid women, don't they know it's not based in real science? Anyway I'm a sigma male, that means I'm like so badass but not braggy. Are you an alpha or beta?
...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
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...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
Gonna get Freudian in here 2 comments
Demon Possession: Best Way to Start the Day 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Accurate. Add to it the massive CRACK that happens every morning in my lower back and hip (my joints crack like I'm 70 lol) and people might think I really am possessed.
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That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Y'know somehow this makes a lot of sense.
That said, I think the real Satan would choose someone more competent than Confused Buffoon Putler to do his bidding.
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That said, I think the real Satan would choose someone more competent than Confused Buffoon Putler to do his bidding.
"I gots to tell da bors about dis!" 2 comments
Maybe I shouldn't eat a whole birthday cake by myself 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Idk what Lin Manuel Miranda over there in the background has to do with it, but my condolences. The cake was worth it, I hope?
Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Ah, now that joke flew right over my head, I heard groovy and my mind instantly went to Austin Powers lol
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Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I meant cheesy but like in a good and funny way, if that's what groovy means then yes. I sometimes get these words confused and have to refer to urban dictionary lol
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Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Ha, well timed post, my boyfriend and I just had an OG trilogy Evil Dead marathon two days ago! Those movies are so cheesy lol
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Women wear strange clothes 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I have one of those (well not this exact style but similar), they look cool with tank tops.
That said, the cat definitely wore it better.
That said, the cat definitely wore it better.
Wtf? 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I like the existential horror part, but I dislike the part where they rhyme "at all" with "at all". Could've come up with something more original.
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He's sufficient 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I love how Loki always shows up just to fuck around and play tricks on the gods. Except for that time he was tasked with changing into a mare and letting a horse chase him during the night. That was a really weird time for Loki. Maybe it took him on a path of self-discovery.
It's a good thing condoms exist then 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Maybe it's meant in relation to the vaginal ring contraceptives which release estrogen (and progesterone)? In which case I still don't think it can happen but I see how one would make that connection.
Smh. Kids these days 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
The girl in the post clearly didn't get the memo, but I do love how intergenerational the goth subculture is. Since it's mostly based on the music and style from the 80s, different generations can stomp around to the same songs.
You gotta be faithful if you wanna make it 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Christian tradwife: Never thought I'd be fighting side by side with a slut.
Slut: What about side by side with a friend?
Christian tradwife: No.
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Slut: What about side by side with a friend?
Christian tradwife: No.
Oh shit bro 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I think it's generally conflated with nervous or insecure and used in the same contexts, hence the negative connotation. Self-conscious about one's body = insecure about one's body, though the words technically have different meanings I've often seen them used interchangeably in some contexts. I'm not a native speaker though so I might be wrong, this is just what I noticed people saying.