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Catapult stance. Remove the weights and see what happens 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
R.I.P. his... well, everything.
Lukashenko’s attack plan 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah, memes mimicking reality accidentally mimicking memes. My favorite niche.
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Let me do my bunny ears! 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Honestly, the more I get into sewing the more I appreciate the old methods. Zippers get stuck and break and you have to replace the whole thing, elastic gets irreversibly stretched out, Velcro loses its potency, but lacing, hooks and eyes, buttons, those will last you for decades because they're so easily fixable unless you literally tear the fabric they're sewn on. Lace snapped or got worn out? Buy a new one. Button popped off? Sew it back on (oh, and don't you dare do the loop around trick! It puts stress on the fabric and you can tear it! You can replace a loose button but not a hole in fabric.) Hook and eye bent out of shape? Bend it back or replace it. Ah, it's so much more convenient and eco-friendly because you can just replace one small part rather than having to buy a new thing or reconstruct your whole garment.
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Let me do my bunny ears! 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The problem with Velcro is that it gets worn out and stops sticking over time. And if you want to replace it, you have to re-sew it on, which let me tell ya is a major pain in the ass. I recently fixed some old boxing gloves from the gym I go to, and because of the way the gloves were constructed and stuffed, I couldn't just take the Velcro off, I had to make a whole new panel with elastic and Velcro at the end. Whereas lacing is easy to replace and doesn't get worn out over time.
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Fudge about and discover 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I love torturing myself with spicy food so I kinda wanna try this lol
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Checkmate s*x havers 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Oooooh this is the equivalent to the incel "roastie" argument. Maybe if they see this post they'll realize how dumb their logic is. But I wouldn't count on it, they're incels after all.
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Checkmate s*x havers 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
That's the point lol
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Struggling here guys 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Did Mr Incredible write this
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I hope she doesn't have kids 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hmm. I'm guessing the first comment is being sarcastic and describing people who blame their toxicity on their sign, I think no real toxic person would actually so honestly describe themselves as toxic. That said, the reply is on point.
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Please, Steve. I really don't want to hear about your weekend D&D session 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
And then you hit them with the "wow that's crazy" yet they're still talking
That said I'd love to hear about Steve's D&D session
It ain't real wtf are you talking about?! 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah someone must've planted it there as a reference to something I did. Whoever they are, they're out to get me. No I'm not paranoid, why are you asking? WAS IT YOU WHO PLANTED THE FLAG????
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American Sniper 2: Suicide Mission 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The more people she names before she's "suicided", the better. The world needs to know who these sick fucks are.
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yiss 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
It's all fun and games until you get overly attached and emotional about one scenario and suddenly you can't even listen to that song without imagining it.
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Tastes like rust and carbon monoxide 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Uhm, do you also have a diet version?
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Tax money being put to good use again 16 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Seems like an overreaction tbh. They have one unified questionnaire and their inner bureaucracy requires them to have all questions answered. Big whoop.
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A hole 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ha, I had bikinis with pockets when I was a teen. The top was a regular bikini top with ties and the bottom was like swim trunks but shorter. They were cool but chafed my inner thighs like hell lmao.
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Never give a witch your true name 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
"My name Is Nanya"
"Nanya?"
"Nanya Business!"
*crowd cheers as the witch starts crying and then melts*
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On the importance of proper emoji use 8 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Imo the older you get the less of a deal an age gap becomes, and it's important that both partners are on the same "level". So for instance a 25 year old dating a 37 year old is fine (if they understand each other, which could potentially be another hurdle) since they're both likely out of school and working. But rewind 5 years and it could be a bit sus because the younger partner, in this case the girl, would still be in school and there could be a power imbalance and potential for manipulation through finances and status. This is also why I personally wouldn't enter into a "homemaker + breadwinner" type of arrangement, I absolutely do not judge people who do and I wish them all the luck and happiness in the world, but there's just a lot of room for manipulation or even abuse when one partner is so much more dependant on the other. Idk maybe I'm just paranoid and distrustful lol.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Oh hey it's Eddy Burback
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Lifting is the best way to maintain your memory as you age 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah, I wish I could do this but I've noticed that trying to focus on both the book and the workout makes me half ass both. In the end I don't feel as good about the workout and I don't remember much from the book.
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Red flags 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Dang, calm the fuck down Lyz
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Thoughts on villains 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
How convenient, I just finished watching the new episodes of The Boys and this is spot on. There's been a lot of sympathetic non-villains on TV lately but the writers of The Boys really know how to make good villains.
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ahh 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yup, same. I've always found it extremely overrated.
Smells like fragile masculinity to me 11 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I think it's code for "bunch of chemicals you can't pronounce and honestly probably shouldn't be putting on your skin". But to be fair women's perfumes contain those too.
Side note: recently I found out you can make your own reed diffuser fragrance with just essential oils, baby oil, and a wee bit of rubbing alcohol or vodka, so that's pretty dope.
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Sigmus maximus 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
It's on the internet so it has to be real!
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