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Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Nah, I think you just killed it. It's a learning process. I used to kill every plant I got and now I'm growing veggies from seeds.
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"not bothering anyone" COUGH COUGH 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Those gosh darn wahmen with their... rights... and freedoms... and equal treatment under the law...
Forgot to post this, finished it bout a month ago 9 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I love it. Are you gonna stage gladiator fights in there?
You can do anything you set your mind to, man 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Yeah. I know people who can eat McDonalds and lay on the couch all day and still won't gain weight. Meanwhile I gain a kilo by looking at a burger for too long lol.
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You can do anything you set your mind to, man 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
To be fair it's a lot easier when you have enough money to pay trainers and nutritionists to be around you 24/7. Not to mention a personal chef and most importantly, good quality groceries and access to exercise facilities/equipment. Not trying to take away from the hard work they've done, like holy shit, Ethan is an absolute unit of pure muscle now, but the correlation between obesity and poverty in first world countries is real.
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Used in the Golf War 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
The lack of pockets is disgraceful lol
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True 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Eh it's been dead for a few movies already imho
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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Oatmeal muffin. Or Muffin for short.
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Potatoes! 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hmm, for instance climate change deniers and anti-vaxxers do that a lot in my experience.
"I know it's politically incorrect but vaccines actually don't work and they exist to put microchips in your body" no honey that's just factually incorrect. I guess my phrasing implied they do it willingly and knowingly, which is only partly true, fossil fuel lobbyists probably know it damn well but your average eco-unfriendly warrior might not.
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Potatoes! 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
People saying "politically incorrect" when they mean "factually incorrect" is the funniest thing to me. It's also a bit sad.
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Not everyone is equal it turns out 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
My money's on yes.
Let’s all be friends, k? 6 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
The only degenerate culture I know of is the kiddy diddler sheltering Christian church tbh
Has done 9 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
What have we done to video games? Like idk man I just play them, don't look at me like I've done something.
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Yee hawd! 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
They even got Christian Sharia!
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tim 5 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
That just sounds like segregation with extra steps
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Haunted by my own reflection 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ok but WHY DOES IT HELP THO
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Ugh same .. 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ugh, same. My waist is a 36 but my hips are 40-42. Finding pants that fit is a forever quest. Lately I've been gravitating towards leggings because they're the only thing that fits because they stretch out.
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I don't feel ok right now 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Whatever it is you're going through, I hope it gets better soon. And if you need to talk about it, I'm here.
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Dem kids 12 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah because Cletus and Starla's four kids from a cousin marriage benefit the future greatly lol
Also you can be 25 and just plan to have kids later once you have a stable career and some money saved up. "Degenerate selfish people" is a real edgy way to put it, but coincidentally also a pretty stupid one.
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Body odour is a social construct 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Or a gym.
It's natural to have body odor and it should be acceptable to an extent (the extent being "not smelling like you haven't showered for a week") but I think it's also in a way natural to want nice smelling things around you. We all enjoy pleasant smells, right? That's why we cultivate nice smelling flowers and have diffusers, scented candles, potpourris etc in our homes.
Surprisingly deep 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Big Monty Python energy
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yes 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank fuck for electronic forms that you can actually edit lol
The Candyfloss lobster. Allegedly only 1 in 100 hundred million lobsters has this 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
He looks like the song Blue (Da Ba Dee) is playing in his head 24/7
berh 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The Potemkin in the background lmao
Foob chäim 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
His expression! This actually made me laugh out loud instead of just blowing air out of my nose.