My dog insists on sitting next to me so if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Hahahaha my grandma's Yorkie does that too. She's also one of the most jealous dogs I've ever met so when you're petting another dog she will make it her life's mission remind you that she's also here and would like to be pet. Usually by sitting on your lap, sometimes by yapping. (Can't really call it barking when it sounds more like a squeaky toy than a barking dog)
Simple as 27 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
I think it's just hard to generalize so many people. Naming stereotypical "manly" things like cars, football, hunting... many men hate these because they were pressured into them as kids, and many women like them. I don't know if there even is anything that all men enjoy that isn't just a thing that all people enjoy, like tasty food or warm hugs. And some people even have negative emotions associated with those, like people with eating disorders or neurodivergent people who don't like human touch.
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In a nutshell 2 comments
Tomato 7 comments
What would you put up? 2 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Here's my proposal: the sandal is manlier if and ONLY IF it has a sock in it. Socks and sandals are typical for middle aged men after all, while fish are not. They're MANLY MEN so they only eat red meat and maybe some yummy, hormone-laden chicken. So that's absolutely crucial information for the future of masculinity. Is the sandal depicted with a sock or not?
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Basic economics: Something is only worth what the free market is willing to pay for it 17 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
I've seen a lot of guys online say "If you pay for her dinner, she should let you fuck her or at least give you a BJ." Like excuse me sir, do you really think someone's body and intimacy is worth the $10 McDonalds meal you paid for? First of all, having sex is dependant on one thing, and that is consent. Not paying for dinner, not coercion, just informed and enthusiastic consent. Second of all, a person who thinks of relationships so transactionally would not make a good partner anyway, so yeah, avoid them at all costs.
That's why I always prefer to split the bill. I already hate feeling like I owe money to someone, and the thought that they'll try to exploit that or hound me about it? Ugh.
Edit: That said, going back to this post specifically, it goes both ways. She could've paid to uber to him as well if she wanted to spend time with him.
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Edited 1 year ago
That's why I always prefer to split the bill. I already hate feeling like I owe money to someone, and the thought that they'll try to exploit that or hound me about it? Ugh.
Edit: That said, going back to this post specifically, it goes both ways. She could've paid to uber to him as well if she wanted to spend time with him.
lololololololol 3 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
I also think there should be a choice for gun ownership.
That choice being made by the government after assessing that you're not a lunatic.
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That choice being made by the government after assessing that you're not a lunatic.
I go to Virginia 2 comments
Embarrassing 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Those landlords sure are a creative bunch. My old landlord didn't give me my deposit back for a completely made up reason. Such imagination!
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Quack! 5 comments
What a normie 2 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Amateur. Real caffeine bros mix it with Monster energy and inject it straight into their veins.
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Being real here 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Damn, Lobster man got into some wild shit back in the day.
(Yes I know it's fake. *crabwalks away*)
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(Yes I know it's fake. *crabwalks away*)
Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Nah, I think you just killed it. It's a learning process. I used to kill every plant I got and now I'm growing veggies from seeds.
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"not bothering anyone" COUGH COUGH 3 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Those gosh darn wahmen with their... rights... and freedoms... and equal treatment under the law...
You can do anything you set your mind to, man 3 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Yeah. I know people who can eat McDonalds and lay on the couch all day and still won't gain weight. Meanwhile I gain a kilo by looking at a burger for too long lol.
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You can do anything you set your mind to, man 3 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
To be fair it's a lot easier when you have enough money to pay trainers and nutritionists to be around you 24/7. Not to mention a personal chef and most importantly, good quality groceries and access to exercise facilities/equipment. Not trying to take away from the hard work they've done, like holy shit, Ethan is an absolute unit of pure muscle now, but the correlation between obesity and poverty in first world countries is real.
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“Marshmallows” ain’t a bad name tbh 31 comments
Potatoes! 3 comments
ewqua
· 1 year ago
Hmm, for instance climate change deniers and anti-vaxxers do that a lot in my experience.
"I know it's politically incorrect but vaccines actually don't work and they exist to put microchips in your body" no honey that's just factually incorrect. I guess my phrasing implied they do it willingly and knowingly, which is only partly true, fossil fuel lobbyists probably know it damn well but your average eco-unfriendly warrior might not.
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"I know it's politically incorrect but vaccines actually don't work and they exist to put microchips in your body" no honey that's just factually incorrect. I guess my phrasing implied they do it willingly and knowingly, which is only partly true, fossil fuel lobbyists probably know it damn well but your average eco-unfriendly warrior might not.