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I mean .. yeah same. 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hmm, did he ever burn down any homes? It's been a while since I read the book.
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I'd hit that 4 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Marbled buttocks
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Happy Frog, dis you? 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
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Finally back 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
As a kid I had a huge crush on this guy since I saw him in The Mummy. Glad to see him back after all the bullshit he's gone through with his asshole ex-wife.
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hmm 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Idk maybe I'm weird and taking this feminism thing too seriously but I'd 100% get drafted if my country was invaded.
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Words might be violence tho 5 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hmmm, wasn't there a study that showed that cognitive dissonance, or more specifically proving to someone that their own two beliefs are contradictory, caused visible stress in the brain? Obviously there are caveats, "increased activity in the brain" doesn't necessarily equal pain, and cognitive dissonance is not the same as just hearing an opposing viewpoint but it can be a consequence of that.
That said I'm definitely not advocating for sheltering people from opposing viewpoints. On the contrary, cognitive dissonance is a feeling and like any other feeling it can be gotten used to, and the more people talk about stuff the less jaded they'll be when they disagree. Going out of your comfort zone and discussing stuff is healthy, echochambers are not.
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Looks serious 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Judging by the slashes, that bear REALLY likes thighs. That's fair, everyone has preferred cuts of meat.
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Fun 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Seriously, the extent to which people just don't give a shit baffles me. And not just underpaid government workers, there was this small company I used to work at that used "Admin123", or at most "[Company Name]123" for all their internal systems and databases.
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It do be like that sometimes tho 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
The owner of the company my boyfriend works at recently gave an interview to Forbes where he said he gave a blanket 5% raise to all employees to combat inflation.
Neither my boyfriend nor any of the colleagues he spoke to got such a raise.
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Yikes 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Not gonna lie, that would be hilarious
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Easy English 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
"English is a difficult language"
*laughs in Chinese, French, Icelandic, all Slavic languages and many more*
My dog insists on sitting next to me so if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hahahaha my grandma's Yorkie does that too. She's also one of the most jealous dogs I've ever met so when you're petting another dog she will make it her life's mission remind you that she's also here and would like to be pet. Usually by sitting on your lap, sometimes by yapping. (Can't really call it barking when it sounds more like a squeaky toy than a barking dog)
Simple as 27 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I think it's just hard to generalize so many people. Naming stereotypical "manly" things like cars, football, hunting... many men hate these because they were pressured into them as kids, and many women like them. I don't know if there even is anything that all men enjoy that isn't just a thing that all people enjoy, like tasty food or warm hugs. And some people even have negative emotions associated with those, like people with eating disorders or neurodivergent people who don't like human touch.
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In a nutshell 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
"I'm literally shaking"
"Me too" *shakes my delicious mango smoothie*
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I want to emphasize that these are not my cats 5 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
They're not now... but they could be!
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Tomato 7 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Whooooa the plot thickens!
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Tomato 7 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
What about us green eyes? Are we also descended from a green eyed super-slut?
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What would you put up? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Here's my proposal: the sandal is manlier if and ONLY IF it has a sock in it. Socks and sandals are typical for middle aged men after all, while fish are not. They're MANLY MEN so they only eat red meat and maybe some yummy, hormone-laden chicken. So that's absolutely crucial information for the future of masculinity. Is the sandal depicted with a sock or not?
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Basic economics: Something is only worth what the free market is willing to pay for it 17 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I've seen a lot of guys online say "If you pay for her dinner, she should let you fuck her or at least give you a BJ." Like excuse me sir, do you really think someone's body and intimacy is worth the $10 McDonalds meal you paid for? First of all, having sex is dependant on one thing, and that is consent. Not paying for dinner, not coercion, just informed and enthusiastic consent. Second of all, a person who thinks of relationships so transactionally would not make a good partner anyway, so yeah, avoid them at all costs.
That's why I always prefer to split the bill. I already hate feeling like I owe money to someone, and the thought that they'll try to exploit that or hound me about it? Ugh.
Edit: That said, going back to this post specifically, it goes both ways. She could've paid to uber to him as well if she wanted to spend time with him.
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lololololololol 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I also think there should be a choice for gun ownership.
That choice being made by the government after assessing that you're not a lunatic.
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I go to Virginia 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
So there's not just one Mountain Mama but three??? Take me home, country roads!
Embarrassing 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Those landlords sure are a creative bunch. My old landlord didn't give me my deposit back for a completely made up reason. Such imagination!
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Quack! 5 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
"One gay whiskey, coming up."
*pours glass of rainbow whiskey*
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What a normie 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Amateur. Real caffeine bros mix it with Monster energy and inject it straight into their veins.
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Being real here 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Damn, Lobster man got into some wild shit back in the day.
(Yes I know it's fake. *crabwalks away*)
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