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Drinking mud water atm 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
*26 year old me. Coffee is gross lol
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The only natural response is passive resistance 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
My bf tells me my butt is huge all the time.
And I'm like hell yeah, squats
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Noice 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
One of these days they'll have the police shoot at the rainbow when it appears in the sky.
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Gold, as to a king; Myrrh, as to one who was mortal; And Monster energy drink, as to a 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hot take: the Alpha Beta Sigma Ligma stuff is the toxic male equivalent of astrology.
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Sounds evil. I'm in. 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I would 100% join the Brotherhood of Evil Gays and I'm not even gay.
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Oooh, spicy! 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I agree! And frankly the remake was better than most of the old sequels.
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nft 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Advice? Ask him to marry your mom ASAP. He's smart.
Ngl heman spitting straight facts 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Well, you can kinda say that about anything arbitrarily. Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck. Therefore any classification beyond "duck" and "non-duck" doesn't matter. Bam! Checkmate... atheists?
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Or do I? 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
But is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality? Have you tried it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Real men cry 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Poor baby. I'd cry too.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Audiobooks really help with that because you can do other stuff while listening and don't have to make a conscious effort and maintain focus to read. At least that's how I got through the original 6 Dune books in a month, lol.
But I understand they're not for everyone. I used to dislike them because I found it hard to focus on them while doing something else, but I figured it out eventually.
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It was cold wind probably , no ? 6 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Personally, not while peeing but I do get random shivers sometimes. No idea what they're triggered by.
A cat is fine too 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Yah but tbh all the monster girls are still drawn as hot or, at the very least, cute. Reminds me of that meme with female and male fantasy races like orcs or satyrs, where the female versions are all just the same model in a bikini with a recolored skin. There is a difference IMO, from personal experience.
It's also interesting that Beauty and the Beast is the "benchmark" used here because the novel was originally written to prepare young girls for arranged marriages. So that girls would get used to marrying a "monster" – aka a rich asshole their parents chose.
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More of a product than art imo 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
To be fair, that's not inaccurate to the source material. The later books are EXTREMELY horny... but still have that same dry, philosophical tone. It's, uh, weird to say the least.
Intelligence=1 4 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
He's got that zoomer broccoli haircut. Imagine wanting to free Broccoli Boy, lol.
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True shi 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I don't know about that but I do know that if the person gets cremated, the crematory workers have to scrape their implants off the metal tray afterwards. Yeah.
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*furiously sh*tposts* 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ever since I deleted my social media, my mental health improved vastly. In my experience, gaming is sooooo much better for you than scrolling socials. No wonder this guy is so hateful, he probably has self esteem issues from scrolling Twatter all the time.
CarpenTerry 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Whatever it'll be, I'm sure it'll turn out great. We believe in you, Terry!
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Help I'm the main character 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Sounds pretty motivating
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It was just a question 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I feel called out
The pan 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
>Pan looks clean, then when it dries it turns out it's still a bit dirty
*insert Willem Dafoe as Max Schreck from Shadow of the Vampire*
Irish potato famine 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Then it's gonna sprout and the sprouts can also kill you. Potatoes are kinda dangerous, damn!
Kinda 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Dolphins are straight up r*pists and sharks are sea puppies. The media lies to us yet again!
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Duck Duck Crow 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ahahaha the exact same thing happened to me with pigeons. Bought a plastic crow to scare them away because they keep trying to nest on my balcony (and by "nest" I mean sleep and poop all over the place, they are hilariously bad at building nests). It worked for a bit, now they're just chilling next to the crow like they're besties.
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Man, the nineties were wild man. 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Mine was definitely slow clap.
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