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Tinder be like 4 comments
ewqua · 46 weeks ago
The perfect litmus test. Anyway what are y'all reading? I recently finished the Dune series and started reading (well, I'll be honest, listening to... I just like audiobooks better) the Wheel of Time series. It's fun!
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Lurkers check 13 comments
ewqua · 49 weeks ago
I'm alive and still doing a lot of sewing hahaha. Just made a big fantasy cloak yesterday. No time for posting it (also my phone camera broke :c) or commenting much unfortunately, but I live and lurk!
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Just like you 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Also historians: This man never got married and lived with his roommate for 30 years. They must've been really good friends!
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Lifehack! 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Yup, same
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An iridescent pileus cloud over China 4 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Oh no the gays are nuking China
And some phonk aswell 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Wow. That's so me.
I have the power of god, anime, and family on my side 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Okay but hear me out: the Bible but it's a 20+ vol. manga drawn in JoJo style
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Oh noes .. 3 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
"It went absolutely not excellent" is my new favorite phrase
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ankh 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Ed-ward...
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I'm 35 and same 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
No worries, I'm 26 and feel the same. Wtf is "rizzed up"???
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polite 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
And all the nuts! So many nuts!
Giant squid 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Giant squids are awesome!
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Anyone wants to rotate some cows? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Rotate? Pffft. I can make a cow dance in my mind! And she's really groovin'!
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Drinking mud water atm 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
*26 year old me. Coffee is gross lol
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The only natural response is passive resistance 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
My bf tells me my butt is huge all the time.
And I'm like hell yeah, squats
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Noice 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
One of these days they'll have the police shoot at the rainbow when it appears in the sky.
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Gold, as to a king; Myrrh, as to one who was mortal; And Monster energy drink, as to a 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Hot take: the Alpha Beta Sigma Ligma stuff is the toxic male equivalent of astrology.
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Sounds evil. I'm in. 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I would 100% join the Brotherhood of Evil Gays and I'm not even gay.
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Oooh, spicy! 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
I agree! And frankly the remake was better than most of the old sequels.
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nft 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Advice? Ask him to marry your mom ASAP. He's smart.
Ngl heman spitting straight facts 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Well, you can kinda say that about anything arbitrarily. Everything in the universe is either a duck or not a duck. Therefore any classification beyond "duck" and "non-duck" doesn't matter. Bam! Checkmate... atheists?
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Or do I? 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
But is it because you're uncomfortable with your sexuality? Have you tried it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Real men cry 1 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Poor baby. I'd cry too.
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Yeah, what's up with that? 2 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Audiobooks really help with that because you can do other stuff while listening and don't have to make a conscious effort and maintain focus to read. At least that's how I got through the original 6 Dune books in a month, lol.
But I understand they're not for everyone. I used to dislike them because I found it hard to focus on them while doing something else, but I figured it out eventually.
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It was cold wind probably , no ? 6 comments
ewqua · 1 year ago
Personally, not while peeing but I do get random shivers sometimes. No idea what they're triggered by.