Kinda unrelated (and needlessly mean, I apologize in advance) but those guys look like the final bosses of bad haircuts.

I sympathize with the dude about people being nasty towards childfree folks. The older generations especially can get downright insensitive and creepy, I get it.
The rest though, like gee, just be happy for your friends, you're already assuming they're going to become insufferable Karens by having a kid. Most people aren't like that.

I was thinking like a pear with a chunk bitten out, because you lost a chunk of your pair. Maybe even in the style of the Apple logo, if you wanna be cheeky. But then I realized it's kind of a convoluted pun to have to explain to people, so I'm voting for the squirrel.

Me. I'm ready for cephalopods.
In fact I'd gladly accept them as our new overlords. Beats whatever the heck it is we got going on now.

Hmm, does Snoop Dogg call his kids the Snoop Pups?
(Yes, I checked because I wasn't sure if he had any kids. He has 4.)

Ultimate badass

Yup. Can relate. During one project in college a guy just straight up ghosted everyone.
Fortunately I had really great professors who would always remind us to tell them if someone was slacking, and they would judge the grade accordingly.

Those are just bad "friends". In my experience guys can be even bigger gossips.

Can confirm. It's a weird mix of admiration and jealousy. But also I do wish I was small and more "compact" sometimes.

That's the most ahistorical thing I've ever seen in my life

...Until you realize that some websites like Amazon are full of bots faking reviews

Uhh, was your reference picture heavily pixelated?
Nevermind that's just how US counties are lol

I'm not a boy and I appreciate the heck out of this. Very neat job!

Hey! RimWorld isn't mid! *shakes fist*

I'm an egalitarian, I'd kick both to the curb. Yeah people have issues but if you take them out on your kid, you deserve struggle snuggle with a cactus.

When I read "elves" my thoughts first went to Tolkien elves and got a little confused as to why Legolas would ever make rocking horses.

Problem is, the filthy rich didn't become filthy rich by doing that. They became filthy rich by, well kinda doing the exact opposite.
Except for Mr Beast I guess.

Those feathery, hooty fiends... *shakes fist*

There was Thurston but he passed away the same day as the Queen.
I didn't mourn the Queen but I sure as hell mourned the King.

My boyfriend is a picky eater whereas I'm a human trashcan, I'll eat everything (well, almost everything... I can't stand mushrooms because of the smell and texture) and I love discovering new things. So far it's been... interesting. Buuuut I got him to try Indian food and he loves it now! *takes a victory lap*

Ah yes. The classic determined face -> vroooom -> car suddenly goes faster
Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol