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hehe 3 comments
ewqua · 5 days ago
Oh absolutely! Nothing against them at all. But those haircuts are silly.
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hehe 3 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
Kinda unrelated (and needlessly mean, I apologize in advance) but those guys look like the final bosses of bad haircuts.
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Pick your poison 2 comments
ewqua · 1 week ago
I sympathize with the dude about people being nasty towards childfree folks. The older generations especially can get downright insensitive and creepy, I get it.
The rest though, like gee, just be happy for your friends, you're already assuming they're going to become insufferable Karens by having a kid. Most people aren't like that.
Snoop Dogg with his Father 5 comments
ewqua · 8 weeks ago
Dang, that's cool. I realize I know very little about Snoop Dogg beside the memes.
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Preoccupied with coming up with t-shirt ideas after losing a testicle to cancer 3 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
I was thinking like a pear with a chunk bitten out, because you lost a chunk of your pair. Maybe even in the style of the Apple logo, if you wanna be cheeky. But then I realized it's kind of a convoluted pun to have to explain to people, so I'm voting for the squirrel.
Fat abrupt repeating 2 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Me. I'm ready for cephalopods.
In fact I'd gladly accept them as our new overlords. Beats whatever the heck it is we got going on now.
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Snoop Dogg with his Father 5 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Hmm, does Snoop Dogg call his kids the Snoop Pups?
(Yes, I checked because I wasn't sure if he had any kids. He has 4.)
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But Texas is exactly the same as Iran 2 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Ultimate badass
Loud dirty tempting 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Yup. Can relate. During one project in college a guy just straight up ghosted everyone.
Fortunately I had really great professors who would always remind us to tell them if someone was slacking, and they would judge the grade accordingly.
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Why I love being a dude 2 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Those are just bad "friends". In my experience guys can be even bigger gossips.
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Superb almond minty 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
Can confirm. It's a weird mix of admiration and jealousy. But also I do wish I was small and more "compact" sometimes.
Prewar upstart bowed 1 comments
ewqua · 9 weeks ago
That's the most ahistorical thing I've ever seen in my life
More the Merrier 1 comments
ewqua · 10 weeks ago
...Until you realize that some websites like Amazon are full of bots faking reviews
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She's a golden girl to me 4 comments
ewqua · 10 weeks ago
True. Well, the source is Vice, so clickbait can be expected I guess.
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She's a golden girl to me 4 comments
ewqua · 11 weeks ago
I think the law says that a woman must notify the father of the child and doesn't further specify exceptions. So logically, if the child is a product of r*pe...
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USA counties map made from 3047 carved wooden blocks 2 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
Uhh, was your reference picture heavily pixelated?
Nevermind that's just how US counties are lol
Damn son 7 comments
ewqua · 12 weeks ago
I'm not a boy and I appreciate the heck out of this. Very neat job!
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Hmm 3 comments
ewqua · 16 weeks ago
Hey! RimWorld isn't mid! *shakes fist*
I am both 3 comments
ewqua · 18 weeks ago
I'm an egalitarian, I'd kick both to the curb. Yeah people have issues but if you take them out on your kid, you deserve struggle snuggle with a cactus.
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Chinese children fingers work faster under oppression 1 comments
ewqua · 43 weeks ago
When I read "elves" my thoughts first went to Tolkien elves and got a little confused as to why Legolas would ever make rocking horses.
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I wish i could do this 3 comments
ewqua · 45 weeks ago
Problem is, the filthy rich didn't become filthy rich by doing that. They became filthy rich by, well kinda doing the exact opposite.
Except for Mr Beast I guess.
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Who? 2 comments
ewqua · 45 weeks ago
Those feathery, hooty fiends... *shakes fist*
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Basically yeah 2 comments
ewqua · 46 weeks ago
There was Thurston but he passed away the same day as the Queen.
I didn't mourn the Queen but I sure as hell mourned the King.
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Yeah basically 7 comments
ewqua · 46 weeks ago
My boyfriend is a picky eater whereas I'm a human trashcan, I'll eat everything (well, almost everything... I can't stand mushrooms because of the smell and texture) and I love discovering new things. So far it's been... interesting. Buuuut I got him to try Indian food and he loves it now! *takes a victory lap*
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Hospitable Toad 3 comments
ewqua · 49 weeks ago
Ah yes. The classic determined face -> vroooom -> car suddenly goes faster
Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol
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