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Preoccupied with coming up with t-shirt ideas after losing a testicle to cancer 3 comments
ewqua
· 14 hours ago
I was thinking like a pear with a chunk bitten out, because you lost a chunk of your pair. Maybe even in the style of the Apple logo, if you wanna be cheeky. But then I realized it's kind of a convoluted pun to have to explain to people, so I'm voting for the squirrel.
Fat abrupt repeating 1 comments
ewqua
· 14 hours ago
Me. I'm ready for cephalopods.
In fact I'd gladly accept them as our new overlords. Beats whatever the heck it is we got going on now.
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In fact I'd gladly accept them as our new overlords. Beats whatever the heck it is we got going on now.
Snoop Dogg with his Father 2 comments
ewqua
· 14 hours ago
Hmm, does Snoop Dogg call his kids the Snoop Pups?
(Yes, I checked because I wasn't sure if he had any kids. He has 4.)
(Yes, I checked because I wasn't sure if he had any kids. He has 4.)
Loud dirty tempting 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 day ago
Yup. Can relate. During one project in college a guy just straight up ghosted everyone.
Fortunately I had really great professors who would always remind us to tell them if someone was slacking, and they would judge the grade accordingly.
Fortunately I had really great professors who would always remind us to tell them if someone was slacking, and they would judge the grade accordingly.
Why I love being a dude 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 days ago
Those are just bad "friends". In my experience guys can be even bigger gossips.
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Superb almond minty 1 comments
ewqua
· 3 days ago
Can confirm. It's a weird mix of admiration and jealousy. But also I do wish I was small and more "compact" sometimes.
Prewar upstart bowed 1 comments
More the Merrier 1 comments
ewqua
· 1 week ago
...Until you realize that some websites like Amazon are full of bots faking reviews
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She's a golden girl to me 4 comments
She's a golden girl to me 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 weeks ago
I think the law says that a woman must notify the father of the child and doesn't further specify exceptions. So logically, if the child is a product of r*pe...
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USA counties map made from 3047 carved wooden blocks 2 comments
ewqua
· 3 weeks ago
Uhh, was your reference picture heavily pixelated?
Nevermind that's just how US counties are lol
Nevermind that's just how US counties are lol
Damn son 7 comments
I am both 3 comments
ewqua
· 9 weeks ago
I'm an egalitarian, I'd kick both to the curb. Yeah people have issues but if you take them out on your kid, you deserve struggle snuggle with a cactus.
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Chinese children fingers work faster under oppression 1 comments
ewqua
· 34 weeks ago
When I read "elves" my thoughts first went to Tolkien elves and got a little confused as to why Legolas would ever make rocking horses.
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I wish i could do this 3 comments
ewqua
· 36 weeks ago
Problem is, the filthy rich didn't become filthy rich by doing that. They became filthy rich by, well kinda doing the exact opposite.
Except for Mr Beast I guess.
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Except for Mr Beast I guess.
Basically yeah 2 comments
ewqua
· 37 weeks ago
There was Thurston but he passed away the same day as the Queen.
I didn't mourn the Queen but I sure as hell mourned the King.
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I didn't mourn the Queen but I sure as hell mourned the King.
Yeah basically 7 comments
ewqua
· 37 weeks ago
My boyfriend is a picky eater whereas I'm a human trashcan, I'll eat everything (well, almost everything... I can't stand mushrooms because of the smell and texture) and I love discovering new things. So far it's been... interesting. Buuuut I got him to try Indian food and he loves it now! *takes a victory lap*
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Hospitable Toad 3 comments
ewqua
· 40 weeks ago
Ah yes. The classic determined face -> vroooom -> car suddenly goes faster
Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol
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Because nobody has figured out you have to go fast in a race before lol
Flat freight strapping 1 comments
ewqua
· 40 weeks ago
I love how the edit has a more normally proportioned face lol
And okay, okay, I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance. But Charlie Kirk is, let's just say, not very nice either, so idc.
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And okay, okay, I know it's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance. But Charlie Kirk is, let's just say, not very nice either, so idc.
Hmm 1 comments
ewqua
· 42 weeks ago
I've never heard a guy say "my gf/wife won't let me go" without everyone around immediately becoming awkwardly quiet and *very* concerned. So idk maybe you hang out with trash people.
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Able cathartic overconfident 1 comments
ewqua
· 42 weeks ago
I'm just miffed they haven't cast him as Gomez Addams in any Addams Family movie yet. C'mon, he's perfect for that role!
Ensconced rotten honest 4 comments
ewqua
· 44 weeks ago
Idk, maybe I'm an a-hole but if I was in that situation I think I'd just use all the extra time for self-improvement, or just work on my own stuff. Like, they're still paying me but they're also trying to screw me over and make me quit? Two can play that game.
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