When you are German and start reading this post and immediately think it's gonna be about Hitler's birthday.

Well, so did the wolf. Early humans had leftovers from what they were hunting and wolves started following them to get some of their food. Eventually they recognized that the humans did no harm to them and the wolves started protecting their new source of food. That was around 26.000 to 30.000 years ago, which gave dogs more than twice the time to adapt to humans way of living, including evolving their digestion system to be able to eat wheat products.
Cats are still not as domesticated, that's why they haven't learned as much about our body language and behaviour.

The earlier RR models had their horn connected to the 'spirit of ecstasy' (the official name of the ornament). The nickname of the ornament is Emily, and so the feature of the car honking when the ornament was being touched was called 'Emily-Alarm'.

I love this city. Need to go back there at some time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller%27s_sea_eagle
That's a huge bird

Just imagine there was an insurance covering this, so 5 year olds don't have to take the responsibility to pay for their parent's medical needs.

Ok, that last sentence made it from wholesome to internet.

Platinum!

Oh c'mon, if we can have a year sequel, why 2018 then? Can we take a cool year like, idk, 1996, or 2000? Way better times.

Wow, someone look at this old-timey screen.

Pretty accurate

Donkey Rong.
This game is not for me.

Ok, shedding some light into the dark here:
In fact, the seatbelts purpose is exactly what is described in the comic. Turbulence that kicks you off your seat will ultimately mean the aircraft to break. In bad weather the seatbelts light goes on, because the odds of a crash are much higher.
Banging your head against the seat in front of you is not a big deal, they are tested for this to fulfill safe HIC (head impact criteria). This is why backrests always have the possibility to me moved forward for some inches. Installed monitors have a cavity behind them to give away more crumple zone for your head.
All in all, the seatbelts won't safe you from shit when the burning fireball that once was an aircraft crashed into the Atlantic ocean or the side of some mountain. Meanwhile Airlines start installing belts with airbags to the seats. It's all about felt safety.
Side fun fact: aircraft seating is certified to withstand 16G. The human body mostly gives up at around 9G.

The questions flat earthers never asked, but definitely should have asked are: If earth really is flat and everybody is lying about it, then why? Who would win? And what?

It's basically the only day on which people question what they read on the internet, so I'd say we should keep at least this one day.

I actually learned reading with the help of Asterix comics

Fun fact: milking machines don't only suck, but vibrate, as well.

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