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And how did Saddam get into power? Where did Taliban come from? Asking for a friend.
Everything you touch blows up after you dump the guys you armed before in the idea of fighting "the Soviet".
Russia meanwhile has developed a trading empire and watches you guys blow all your money into wars while parts of your people are starving and dying from measles. Put a quarter in your ass cause you played yourself.
Where does the not any longer existent "Soviet" have plans to invade anything while you keep on invading everything?

Didn't say it wasn't

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Oh yeah, that's all the achievement of the US. Especially the end of the cold war, which was mainly achieved by polish unions and the reunification of a certain country without shooting a single gun.
I'm highly interested what genocidal fuck you wanna find that possibly could cut us off from resources, as we are triple sourcing every essential resource.
The US is not roaming everywhere in the world to spread love and freedom, but to either defend US interests, or to clean up the mess they did by arming extremists for years until they developed to be a problem.

Considering that Vikings in the first place were very skilled and artsy craftsmen, this drawing comes closer to the reality than any TV show.

No, that was definitely Nickelodeon

The fact that nobody wants to kill us apparently is unexplainable to Americans.
Let's put it this way: the only times the German Army had to get into action in the last 40 years was to help people who were suffering from natural disasters or to support American war adventures. Those adventures, plus the fact of US troops stationed in our country have made us a temporary target for terrorism, which can't be fought by armies (qed).
If there was no benefit to your country in having troops in ours, they would've been brought back already. Withdrawal of them is not, I repeat, not a threat. It is very comfortable to have some bases in the heart of Europe, when you're fighting endless and senseless wars in middle east. Both material and personnel for both Iraq wars went through Germany, Ramstein is operating the drones down there.

Oh yeah, the Russians. They are just waiting for an insignificant amount of Americans to go in order to attack their major business partners.

Nobody wants to take what's ours, much less we want to "go after someone else".
Being a small country in the heart of Europe and still being amongst the leading 5 nations in all industrial indexes in the world has made us a very valuable business partner, not an enemy. The force of our army is absolutely adequate to the level of threat: 0.
The only thing the 40.000 American troops in Germany are actually good for is that they are an economic tribute to the areas where they are stationed. And those 40.000 wouldn't even make a difference in case of an invasion (which to repeat is not intended by anyone).
You want your few soldiers back? Take them for God's sake. They're not here for our protection whatsoever, but for geopolitical reasons. And once you're at it, take your nuclear weapons with you, nobody wants them in this country.

I hope it's as obvious that I was joking :)

And happy_frog, I lived in other places before and through my 3 years in stage building in the mid 2000s I have worked in almost every major town in Germany and several capitals of Europe, so I very well appreciate beauty in all of them.
Life is too short for only one, whatever it is.

I wasn't envious, I was astonished.
But there might be a correlation with Mia's popularity.
Herbertstraße is currently a pretty calm place, I guess...

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I got married in '13

Did the last year already Finnish?