f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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PoGo Project #71 - Fuel to the Fire 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 9 weeks ago
Average Taco Bell customer
Took the girl out for a nice drive today 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 9 weeks ago
I mean I heard about objectification of women, but womenistation of objects goes too far with me
Mouse TeddyBears 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 9 weeks ago
That's a rat
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An interesting title 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 9 weeks ago
You're really bringing the fun back to funsubstance
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Took the girl out for a nice drive today 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 9 weeks ago
Are you referring to your car as"the girl"?
stock 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Cringe stock: November has been proclaimed men's health month and nutting is the best testicular and prostate cancer prophylaxis and premature Internet kids think it's a good idea to make a no nut challenge.
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You really can't fudge the numbers 39 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Changing your diet away from carbs is firstly lowering your insulin production (as you stated, they're sugars). Beside splitting up sugars one of the most crucial functions of insulin is to trigger fat storage.
As carbs won't be available for energy production and insulin levels sink, your body starts to produce energy from stored fat and consumed proteins, which isn't done in the bowel, but in the liver. A low carb diet normally is based in a significantly increased protein intake, so that said, your metabolism is forced into a rather radical change.
The increased availability of proteins will then, alongside with physical movement aka sports, result in muscle growth and the more muscle you have, the more calories you burn, even when resting.
To conclude: if you strictly follow a low-carb diet, you don't need to cut calories to improve your bodily aesthetics.
You really can't fudge the numbers 39 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
That is only half the truth.
Both low carb and ketogenig diets will change your bodies way to produce energy when done right.
You don't cut on calories.
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Antisemitism and Refugees 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Oh yeah, let's put all the problems we didn't take care of in our society on the back of refugees.
As if here was no antisemitism, no rape, no knife murders, no theft.
I made a thing 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
@demryn ;)
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You aren't leaving the yellow submarine when a Walrus falls asleep on top of it 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Walrus my name
I need a nap
I'm laying lame
On exit flap
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Cursed Fruits 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Ew
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Gold team rules!!!! Until valhalla 30 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
There's a significant point you're missing: collateral damage.
Just two germans getting ready for the cold days 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 10 weeks ago
Hey @demryn, I recently modified an old hatchet, I'll be on the handle tomorrow.
Will be posting pictures soon, I'm excited for your opinion.
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Caption this ! 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
Father to quintuplets, age 27
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Easy but very useful test 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
What if I lied?
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Gold team rules!!!! Until valhalla 30 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
I think wars should be fought with clubs and knifes again. Let's see how many volunteers one will find for that.
Wadi rum, jordan 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
Wasn't that the scene for that van Damme movie?
well, one was emotionally fighting climate change and one is a crying baby 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
The movement has made huge impact on politics. Which was exactly the intention.
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They grow (up) so fast 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
The real question to me is, if I'm good enough in sucking dick as per my own standards and expectations? What if I take years of training to chieve sucking my own dick just to find out that I suck in sucking dick?
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Woop woop 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
Happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappybirthday!!!!
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Son of a gun 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
Shooty on a footy
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I drew Pink Floyd on my first attempt using pastels! 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
the fellowship of the rock
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What an unfortunate name lmao 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
I'm always happy to see you trying!
I'm not blaming you to be slightly off, I just hope a small correction here and there will help you :*
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f__kyeahhamburg · 11 weeks ago
Gary Larson always will be king
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