f__kyeahhamburg
The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time
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It's "skrimps." 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Didn't try those yet, thanks for the hint
It's "skrimps." 21 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
And the water and general resources consumption for their "production" is just a fragment of what you need for pork, beef, or poultry
The saying in the USSR was "They pretend to pay us....we pretend to work" 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
My favorite Russian saying is
-The circus left but the clowns are still around
It's amazing how often it matches the situation.
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-The circus left but the clowns are still around
It's amazing how often it matches the situation.
Study was valid 3 comments
I kicked my boyfriend because I have AMAZING boobs 31 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
I danced with a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Couldn't be more accurate.
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Cares more about the Beast than the Boy 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
(Notes that in sexy times one of the tentacles of the male octopus turns into the D)
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
I love how we literally kick in every door we enter.
(Eintritt, eintreten)
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(Eintritt, eintreten)
61' volvo p1800 es 1 comments
Stop gun violence. 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Black and white could actually be the answer.
Every black person in the US should register a firearm and and apply for a concealed arms license.
Both would be illegal over night.
Every black person in the US should register a firearm and and apply for a concealed arms license.
Both would be illegal over night.
The heroes of Chernobyl, who saved Europe from nuclear fallout 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Oof, well, there was a significant amount of fall out and heroes in my opinion are people who knowingly get themselves in danger to save others.
Thos poor bastards were sent into a nuclear wasteland with brooms and shovels and no PSE at the beginning.
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Thos poor bastards were sent into a nuclear wasteland with brooms and shovels and no PSE at the beginning.
Germans 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
My Dad used to read Wilhelm Busch to us at bedtime. Funny little stories of occasional brutal violence done to kids who in the first place played "tricks" that today would lead to jail.
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This is the way 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Imagine trying to show your superior manliness by actually displaying the most insecure behaviour one could think of.
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Travel norway 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Nothing says "I love and treasure earth's beauty" more than travelling in a vessel that brings the air pollution of a big city into the Norwegian wilderness.
Two germans carrying beer meet at a traffic light 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
The title should be "Two Germans meeting at a traffic light".
In Germany you are obliged to carry beer in traffic at all times!
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In Germany you are obliged to carry beer in traffic at all times!
WFH woes 2 comments
Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Oh, I can imagine.
I remember my dad and I looking at tree stumps when I was a kid and counting back in time using their annual rings.
But in fact, most trees witness not much more than squirrels moving in and out, lol.
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I remember my dad and I looking at tree stumps when I was a kid and counting back in time using their annual rings.
But in fact, most trees witness not much more than squirrels moving in and out, lol.
Games before hoes 3 comments
Bush 9 comments
Treesubstance part 1. This is ivy (hedera helix) that had grown over an old treestump 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
Are you willing to elaborate on why?
To me it has to be the silver birch (Betula pendula).
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To me it has to be the silver birch (Betula pendula).
1990's 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg
· 3 years ago
I never thought it would come that far, but I start missing the 90s.
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