"***ing genius" Assing genius?

Why do people distort the image like this? Why do we need one of two sentences in the pic to be outlined? What audience do you have that, unless you put things in drunk-o-vision and highlight it that they'll just bugger off elsewhere because two sentences is just an insane amount of reading to them

Somewhat relevant.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/undercover-cops-fight-brawl-video-bodycam-mistake-each-other-suspects-a8061811.html

Hey title, don't put the punchline in yourself.

Alright title, lets go.
https://2static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Pun+police+3+_28f15e4d40ba94f9cfb8162764d0fea1.gif

We're all like this. We like a good underdog story, rising to success from nothing, overcoming adversary when everyone is against you.

Yeah, if there's one thing we know about society, it's that fat women just have it so damn easy. You know, those fat guys should ask out those fat women. Then maybe they wouldn't be rejected. I mean, since they want to be loved for who they are, not their appearance and all.

I feel really sorry. Not for the cheater but for the poor worker who had to clean that up

He's remarkably calm and patient after finding the residence of the guy who his wife cheated on him with.

If only human and mice weren't so similar, we could avoid this fate. (Also, scientists really don't extrapolate using this data because that would be retarded).
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-mouse-utopias-1960s-led-grim-predictions-humans-180954423/

The husband's name is Trevor. The fight started when she spent $10 on something that won't shut up when they already have 2 daughters.

I'd gladly take living today rather than in the 80s and 90s. You had to watch what was on. Now, everything is available. Want the classics? You can get it (and you don't need to stay up late to get it). Want more contemporary? That's available too. You can watch what you want, when you want. We're no longer tied to the schedule the networks dictate (unless it's for Game of Thrones, in which case we're all awake at 12 for those new episodes to hit).

How is this a success kid?

I've never worked in fast food but I have worked retail before and let me just say that they're definitely underpaid considering the bullshit they have to deal with on a daily basis. If anything, I think working retail should be a requirement for everyone. Make it a class in high school. It certainly taught me to have greater respect for retail workers.

Yeah, this has never ever been the case before. The loud never got attention, ad-hominem attacks never went anywhere. Demonizing was always looked down upon, we always ignored the offended, and we certainly never made anyone famous for doing so. What kind of past does Hershey imagine us having?

Wouldn't the laser be blocked on the outside by the blinds he's trying to ruin?

Did he get in? The pic just says he applied which isn't hard. Anyone can apply to any college.

That's...wow, I'm not sure if you're underpaid having a Masters in Engineering or if she's just the most popular stripper in Vegas.

This isn't a philosophical question so much a science one.