Joey Carlson McBride Jr.

flamingduckballs


I haven't been on in forever, so now I'm gonna be an edgy faggot.
Fuck you.

— Joey Carlson McBride Jr. Report User
It's like trying to engage a conversation with the ground 6 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life whispered Dark Speech into my ear until I put it on and became completely invisible to my social life.
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This guy's going places 14 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
*Reads comment before promptly putting gun in my mouth* I'm out.
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facebook posts that will make you smile 20 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Pack up your stuff kids. We're goin' on a feels trip.
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Planting a Lemon Tree In The City 17 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
By that standard, you are going to ADORE my penis.
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I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me 44 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Please tell me you read the books.
I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me 44 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I didn't choose the fandom life. It constantly whispered evil things in my ear until I put it on and became completely invisible to the world around me as well as my social life.
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Row row row ur boat 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
This.
Eat me 9 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I am having a serious debate with myself right now...
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So cute! *u* 30 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Introducing the schlong-cat! It rapes your phone with a passion!
A dime for a dime 4 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
"Swiggity swoogity, I'm comin' for that booty."
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A dime for a dime 4 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
That little action figure behind him looks like it's running up his leg.
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Unrealistic Beauty Standards: 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I like em' big, I like em' CHUNKY.
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The salt maze 5 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
This man is my hero.
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Battlefield grandpa has a point 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Battlefield 3: So awesome your beard falls off.
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