Joey Carlson McBride Jr.

flamingduckballs


I haven't been on in forever, so now I'm gonna be an edgy faggot.
Fuck you.

— Joey Carlson McBride Jr. Report User
real talk, 20 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
AND EATS IT.
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real talk, 20 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
What if you don't like the way he picks his nose?
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real talk, 20 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
If you want to fit in, then maybe you shouldn't sew your FUCKING LEGS TOGETHER.
So. much. feels. 33 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
The feels here are so strong, I can't even make a feels joke. *Sniff*
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What's wrong 33 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
THE MOON. IT'S THE MOON.
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What's wrong 33 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Did you seriously just. . . .
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SHOTS FIRED 7 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
That won't be enough. Need some ointment?
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What's wrong 33 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
The reason the flag looks rumpled, like it's blowing, is because it was stuck in that shape. On the flight up, it wouldn't have been able to stay completely straight. The speed and pressure of leaving the atmosphere would have rumpled it up. And because of the almost non-existence of gravity and the bar holding the top of the flag up, the rest of the flag would have stayed in whatever rumpled up position it was when they brought it out.
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When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
*Hug* It's okay. Most of us on the Internet are anti-social.
What's wrong 33 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
*too.
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When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Well...... fuck.
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Dark humor got a bit darker 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
How do you get em' out?
With tortilla chips.
Dark humor got a bit darker 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
How do you get 50 babies into a bowl?
With a blender.
Well. 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Heh heh. *Eats more Joffys*
Well. 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
*Sits in the corner with a bag of Joffys* This looks interesting.
Dark humor got a bit darker 11 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Heh I just made a dead baby joke post, posted it, and I now have -30 likes. XD
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Well. 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
That dog looks so stoned. Like "Duuuuuude. You taste...LIKE A MILKBONE. Huehuehue. Where am I?"
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When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
YES. Especially when he's doing. . . THE FACE.
Well. 21 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
*Waddles in* Looks like a top user comment string!
When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
What's gone? I'm not even joking, a pop-up ad just appeared with Gary Busey on it doing his crazy face and it scared the living hell out of me.
The sum of all fears 6 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
Calm down Satan
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Make the best of what you have 5 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
That sounds like fun. When you finish, you can have a fire :3
Make the best of what you have 5 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
I'm 27 years old, and have never had a single personal cell phone. I mean, I really feel bad for all these spoiled little brats, even adults, because my life has been freaking AWESOME without so much of the crap that people can't seem to live without these days. I don't even know which iPhone is OUT right now. Is it like, 7?
When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
GARY BUSEY JUST FUCKING POPPED UP ON MY SCREEN
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When A Funny Conservation Begins In A Comment Section 29 comments
flamingduckballs · 10 years ago
And then I-OH GOD THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
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