An unfertilized egg is not a child.

Don’t dead, open inside

When your mom likes NSFW and you can draw.....as I’m posting this, she is still sending me advice on the dick picture I sent after the baby one.

Someone better give that good boy some treats

Gotta admit, she held onto that drink like a pro.

Where did it come from though?

Just imagine if they chose another religion or culture. Riots.

I read tomatoes like Sam for LOTR explaining potatoes to Gollum.

It’s called having to pay for it yourself.

Can’t you just imagine a wild pug?

Bless them children

This is bullshit....it’s a better joke if the daughter pulls out the gun.

Oh look, it’s covered in tree pollen.

Who controls the spice, controls the universe.