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flyingoctopus

I'm pretty fuckin' cool.
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What is it? 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
It's a sin
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If being sexy is crime then I am arrest 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
We're...twins.
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Gravity made a pun! 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
environmental storytelling
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Add in the only-in-the-front curly hair and and the single diamond stud 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Because the truth must be heard.
Always a good feeling 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
It was the spirit of Rap entering you.
Jeans for chicks who always skip leg day 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Aw man. Yet another unrealistic beauty expectation for women.
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Add in the only-in-the-front curly hair and and the single diamond stud 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Dude Riley had a massive cock I just hope you know that.
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How dense are you? 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
As someone with autism. I do not!
Add in the only-in-the-front curly hair and and the single diamond stud 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Tyler's hot because he deals drugs and they want to score freebies.
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How dense are you? 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
If I were anon I'd consider getting tested for genuine autism or asperger's.
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More FS User Memes? You bet! 34 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yes! More FS memes!
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OG asking the real questions 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
B-b-but muh civil liberties!
Pools closed 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
pool's closed due to aids.
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My love for guitar is invincible 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The Great Deluge was caused by God playing Wonderwall and weeping.
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General grumpy helpful Raven 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
This is why I advocate for the removal of context from memes.
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Fishy Fun Day #51: Poem Game Edition 51 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Because the gatling gun has erectile dysfunction and is flopping all over the place making it wildly inaccurate
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An old Viking boat amongst the fjords of Norway 25 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Whomst has summoned the ancient one.
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legend 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Someone needs to buy the school and un-punish him.
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Fishy Fun Day #50: Guessing Game Edition 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Guuuuun
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Intergalactic man holes 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I mean as long as it doesn't stray into the atmosphere of another celestial body or straight up hit something then it could theoretically go on forever.
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Hapless habitual Lark 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
this what happens when you stare into Nietzsche's abyss.
Pls 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
"I'm sorry little one"
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Once you put on the bag, you become the Postman 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
It's like The Santa Clause but with the postman
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The good ones are those who act 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Um no. First of all this is bullshit. Secondly, it's emotional gaslighting, that's like saying anyone who didn't speak up against an oppressive regime is inherently a bad person because if they spoke up they'd be executed or imprisoned. The whole rhetoric of "If you're not actively helping, you're on the side of the oppressors" is stupid and feeds into the false dichotomy.
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Hold up 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Reason #1 Why dolphins are my spirit animal