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Uh???? 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah but we all know people lie about their age when signing up online.
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Guys, sometimes I'm a bit self-conscious about my nose - do you think it looks big? 28 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
To be honest I didn't even nosetice
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A person with such urges should not work as a teacher... I'm now looking for another 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Yeah he made the right call. Maybe he should join Tinder?
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Uh???? 13 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I really hope this is fake. I reallllly do.
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Breizh atav 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Ok but Treasure Planet is super underrated and slaps hard.
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Derpingly derpy derp 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
They're so anti vax they've gone full circle to reinvent vaccines.
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Alright then. 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Blindfold man has the right idea.
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One of the most ridiculous situations that happened in Warsaw, Poland 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
It's the car sliding game in the...steel?
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Accurate 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Russian memes are chaotic and I love them.
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Better to die a man's death 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
That's how I wanna go out. But there's gotta be at least one person there recording it.
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Men are uncomplicated 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
When it comes to matters of romance men are very simple creatures. And that's okay.
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Hell yeah 20 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Save me a seat!
Shit getting real 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
If you ain't had to take off all your clothes to take a massive, painful shit then you haven't lived. And that's facts.
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Congrats! 8 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
nice try but the game never ends.
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First Alexa's feet, now this 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh yes Alexa! Sit on my face!
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Best detective in the world 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Worlds Greatest Detective everybody.
He did it 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Truly the maddest of lads.
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Hell yeah 20 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Now just remember amigos, a real fight usually ends with someone leaving on a stretcher and someone else in a cop car. Best to do it inside where less people can see you.
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Ok boomer? 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
OK boomer is right.
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That's all there is to it 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Artificial Intelligence is just infinite if statements.
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Toxic Female Gaze-lle Gambit 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
What Heard did to Depp was absolutely fucked a real cunt move imo.
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Hell yeah 20 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
They're high society not tweak society.
Ah the joys of non-native speakers 23 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Oh, and here I've just been doing heroin!
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WW3 will be fought by blade wielding cucks 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
Are you not hentertained?!
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Watchout for badass 16 comments
flyingoctopus · 4 years ago
I think they're talking about having the emotional capacity to harm something.
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